OJ On Oxys?

December 28th, 2006 // 1 Comment

Lock your doors, The National Enquirer is reporting that OJ might be on OxyContin. The last thing we need is a sociopathic murderer who now has ANOTHER reason to kill – for drug money.

A deeply depressed O.J. Simpson has become addicted to the dangerous painkiller OxyContin, say sources.

Reeling from the sudden shelving of his controversial new book – which the publisher called his murder confession – the disgraced football star has plummeted into a hellhole of heavy boozing, drug abuse and insane jealousy, confide insiders.

The ridicule and embarrassment has sent Simpson reeling – raging at his children and paranoid that his live-in girlfriend Christie Prody might be cheating on him, say sources.

Christie better get in a plane and fly to the other side of the world. Because this guy thinks nothing of lopping off people’s body parts when he’s pissed. And if he ‘s using and can’t get Oxycontin one day and finally broke, he might get the bright idea that UCLA med school pays money for cadavers.

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  1. meme | December 28, 2006 at 11:47 am

    OJ can’t OD and die soon enough for me.

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