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George Romero must have been directing the flow at Bungalow 8 the other night. Mary-Kate Olsen and her withered zombie-self was dancing on baquettes and wearing a Mardi Gras mask to make out with several gentlemen. Ewww. How does one get the taste of moldering gravedirt out of their mouth?
Tuesday night, Mary-Kate Olsen was “weaving around and kept falling off the banquettes she was dancing on,” our insider said. “She made out with three random guys and was wearing a Mardi Gras mask.” A rep for the tiny twin noted that she is sober and declined comment.
I hope it was a pretty mask, because normally this bitch looks like she popped out of Nana’s casket. Seriously, shambling at you, wanting to eat your brains. Her and her creepy sister. And they used to be so hot! Even MY penis feels robbed. And I like guys.
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She looks unkempt. That girl needs some help.
She looks like cousin IT on crack
Poor girl! I feel sorry for her. She’s been under a microscope her whole life. She needs to talk to Drew Barrymore or someone like that who’s been through hell (for all to see) and then gotten their life back together.
God, J. Harvey you nailed the Grey Gardens reference – these two are just such freak shows in their 20′s, who knows what maniacs they will be in years to come, if they live. They are starving themselves to death, so the freak show could end early.
I just can’t get over this photo of her. Her hair looks like it hasn’t been brushed in a week. She looks SO unhealthy. This girl needs a major intervention. She needs help.
“I hope it was a pretty mask, because normally this bitch looks like she popped out of Nana’s casket. Seriously, shambling at you, wanting to eat your brains. Her and her creepy sister. And they used to be so hot! Even MY penis feels robbed. And I like guys.”
This is quite possibly the most hysterically funny thing I have ever read in my entire life!!
Looks like she’s packed on the pounds to me