Oh my friends, we have a lot to discuss right now.
Let’s start things off with Orlando Bloom and Flynn being super freaking cute because at this point it’s the only thing giving me joy in my life (although I won’t lie, my sandwich today was also pretty joyful). Flynn and daddy were all smiles and laughter today as Flynn got a ride on Orlando’s back through New York City.
Now if only Flynn’s puppy was with them too. That would have been too cute. OK, now we get to the good stuff.
Did you see Watch What Happens Live last night? Because if you didn’t then it’s possible you missed a very important bit of information. Orlando is going full frontal for his upcoming movie, Zulu. I. Know. A person called in to ask if full frontal would ever happen for Orli and he responded, “You’re in luck ‘cause earlier this year I spent about seven days on set wearing just a cock sock–because I’m nude.”
My joy cannot be expressed right now. But suffice it to say Orlando finished off with, “You do get to see the full Orlando Bloom.” Zulu midnight showing? Also, I realize it’s weird to talk about Orlando’s “bloom” with Flynn right there. Oh well, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Check out the clip of Orlando’s confirmation below, and don’t forget to launch the gallery for all the Orlando/Flynn cuteness. Oh those Blooms. They make me so happy.