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Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend Miranda Kerr were spotted on vacation in Gran Canaria wearing next to nothing.
Not to be outdone by Orlando’s former crush object Jennifer Aniston, Bloom and his lingerie-model girlfriend enjoyed a luxuriant splash in the pool, exposing some prime T&A to the paparazzi (well, Miranda played coy by covering up her nips with some reading material), while Orlando exposed his Bloomin’ Onion.
I can’t believe I just called it that. Needless to say, you get what I mean.
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 11 photos of a topless Miranda Kerr and a shirtless Orlando Bloom.
Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s
Secret model girlfriend Miranda Kerr were spotted on vacation in Gran
Canaria wearing next to nothing. Not to be outdone by Orlando’s former crush object Jennifer Aniston,
Bloom and his lingerie-model girlfriend enjoyed a luxuriant splash in
the pool, exposing some prime T&A to the paparazzi (well, Miranda
played coy by covering up her nips with some reading material), while
Orlando exposed his Bloomin’ Onion. I can’t believe I just called it that. Needless to say, you get what I mean.Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 11 photos of a topless Miranda Kerr and a shirtless Orlando Bloom.
PixieRose411 | June 24, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Wow, that’s the kind of pirate booty I want. Looks like you can bounce a quarter off those buns! Thanks for the eye candy!!!!
PixieRose411 | June 24, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Wow, that’s the kind of pirate booty I want. Looks like you can bounce a quarter off those buns! Thanks for the eye candy!!!!
rose | June 25, 2008 at 12:44 am
Look at his eyes, his smile. I love this amazing guy. His personal ad is still available at that millionaire dating site Richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up. Is he looking girls?
say what? | June 25, 2008 at 6:50 am
what a cute little bum he’s got.
x0112 | June 25, 2008 at 1:56 pm
i’m not a fan of big butts especially on guys, but his ass is just flat. he’s still cute though.
GR | July 2, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Let’s just hope the frontal is really something to write about because the backal doesn’t do it for me at all.
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