The first Howard Stern I had ever heard about, also know as the guy with the Sirius radio show that is making him ridiculous amounts of money, has actually decided to give marriage a second try. This time, it’s with his long-time girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky. In fact, it was on Stern’s Satellite Radio show that he stated he had asked Ostrosky to marry him the evening prior, when he handed her a 5.2 carat emerald cut diamond honker of a ring. Man, that sounds like the kind of ring usually reserved for NBA players’ wives after it’s been publicly announced that their famous husbands have been sleeping around, but THAT is a different story completely.

In other news, he also claims to be Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. Just kidding. Are we ready to laugh about that yet? I hope so, cause I’m too lazy to think of a new joke.