According to Us Weekly, Rick Salamon and Pamela Anderson are gearing up to go the way of Nick and Jessica, that is, putting their relationship under the spotlight of reality television. I’m guessing there will be lots more of Pam’s nipples, which are thinly-veiled here in this shot of the happily married couple, as if we hadn’t seen enough of them already. E! network will be behind the show and an inside source has revealed, “Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV's Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life.” I like that they managed to came up with an idea to somehow shorten the shelf-life of their relationship, which doesn’t have all that much of a chance of success to begin with. That takes some real creativity.
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what will it be called? Rick & Pam, Porn Again!
or, Prick & Ram, untying the knot?
or, lastly, the Herp and the Hep, Together Again.
They obviously don’t care much about their relationship, because anyone who values their partner or loves their partner in a real sense would NEVER subject them to this type of public scrutiny. No big surprise that Pammie would sell her love for a buck or two.
This guy is a douche.
This guy is a douche.
Sweet cracker sandwich, WHAT is she wearing? White tank, no bra, off-white shorts, and ballet slippers? My freaking EYYYYYYYES!
Let us assume it has all been as real as Heidi & Spencer’s fake engagement and that Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out from behind Pam’s left boob & yell “AMERICA, YOU’VE BEEN PUNKED!!!”
The only one who looks as old and washed up as Pamela is Lindsey Lohan. Pamela is as big a whore as Linds though. Maybe bigger. She is a disgusting has been whore and she looks bad, big fake boobs or not. Pam looks real bad! Mkae her go away!