I think it’s time to hang up the thong, Pammy. You look beat all to hell. You can rest. Just make a drink and put your dogs up. It’s ok. You can let go now. Pam Anderson has been contracted to appear at the famous Le Crazy Horse strip club in Paris on Valentine’s Day. She will be performing a striptease to pay homage to Brigitte Bardot on a Harley Davidson. Pam was asked to appear at the strip joint after owner Andree Diessenberg saw her perform as magician’s Hans Klok’s assistant in Las Vegas. Is this some sort of white slavery thing in which they’re going to kidnap her for some millionaire in Argentina who likes them with big boobies. It just sounds suspicious. Le Crazy Horse opened in the 50′s and is notable because it enforces a standard of total nudity for its dancer. No word yet on whether Pam will eschew pasties and a thong. I’m guessing it’s a go. She’s not exactly a missionary if you know what I’m sayin’.
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ew. pass.
Pam needs a good night’s sleep and a good facial. She could probably also use a little time with her children.
geez cant anyone have a bad photo. i bet you are all fat and could nt even get a chick.
But, its not a case of “a bad photo.” She was at the Superbowl and she didn’t look any better live. Is the Hep-C doing this or is she just worn/burned out and refusing to face the fact that she is getting older? A long overdue reality check is in order Miss Pammy.