The Most Admirable Thing Gov. Schwarzenegger Has Ever Done As Governor…

May 14th, 2007 // 1 Comment

(Flynet)

…is actually something he didn’t do. The governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, recently terminated (oh, I’m so cleverly punny…) a request made on the part of Paris Hilton’s supporters to pardon the socialite. In response to this plea to keep Hilton out of jail, Schwarzenegger said:

“I have many more important things to think about.”

Meanwhile, the photos of Paris Fake and Tall walking around mournfully in those giant sunglasses of hers continue to proliferate and I must say that I enjoy each and every pouty pose she is able to muster. I imagine that if she decides to go on a hunger strike in protest of her sentence, her body will react by saying, “What a minute…we eat?”

By LT

  1. SmartyPants

    What a pathetic, incredibly spoiled little child! Maybe if I cry and pout enough I will get my way. WAH! Fer chrissakes! Isn’t she like, 26 years old? Isn’t this the typical ploy of a spoiled three year old?!? GROW UP ALREADY!

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