(Flynet)

There goes the Nobel Prize they could have earned together. What will the world do without these two working together from love as a team? Humanitarians. Heroes really. And very, very deep. “Paris Boy” hinted that he and his hopefully soon-to-be-incarcerated sweetheart aren’t seeing each other anymore.

Josh Henderson was out last night — alone — and he didn’t seem to know where supposed girlfriend Paris Hilton was — nor did he seem to care!

Pulling up to the “Desperate Housewives” wrap party, Henderson was asked about Paris and he replied, “Haven’t talked to her” — not exactly the kind of response you’d expect from a lovebird. Later, when a photog asked about Paris’ big day scheduled for court today, all Josh would say was, “She’s a sweetheart… She’ll be all right” — again, not exactly a declaration of love and support for the car-challenged GF.

I’m amazed this troglodyte can form words. Seriously, why can’t an earthquake cause a crevasse to open up and swallow these cretins who represent everything wrong with humanity? Just don’t get the ones I like. Like the earth cracking open can chase Paris and Lohan down the block but maybe make a right turn when it comes to someone hot like Chloe Sevigny or Lisa Timmons or people like that.