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Page Six reports that Britney might be through with her.

THE friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it’s over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her “new best friend” Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, “Thank God for Victoria’s Secret underwear!” The source said, “Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.”

I think we need to state the real reasons why this match made in whore hell is over. Firstly, Britney was freaked out by that wonky eye because she never knew if Paris was looking at her or the bartender or the ceiling or out the window or down the street or at some other girl’s ass or whatever. Secondly, she realized if she was going to flirt with lesbianism, there were actually girls out there that didn’t have phone numbers and “for a good time” scrawled on the interior of their vaginal walls.

Britney Dumps Paris [Page Six]

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