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Here’s the Hilton sisters (Paris and Nicky) at Nobu last night. They’re like the Gabors but trashier!
Paris’ legs worry me. She looks like she takes big loping steps with them. Like a homicidal ostrich. If she came marching up on me, I’d immediately have to look for something like a shovel to hit her with. Self-defense!
Click any image in the gallery for more photos of Paris and Nicky Hilton!
Here’s the Hilton sisters (Paris and Nicky) at Nobu last night. They’re like the Gabors but trashier! Paris’ legs
worry me. She looks like she takes big loping steps with them. Like a
homicidal ostrich. If she came marching up on me, I’d immediately have
to look for something like a shovel to hit her with. Self-defense!
Click any image in the gallery for more photos of Paris and Nicky Hilton!
Is it just me, or does Paris have an orangish hue compared to her sister? Is it a bronzer or does she take in too much Vitamin A, being contained in the orange pigment, carotene?
j. my man, have i told you lately that I louv you???
LMAO: … shovel,…. self defense, LOL
j. my man, have i told you lately that I louv you???
LMAO: … shovel,…. self defense, LOL
j. my man, have i told you lately that I louv you???
LMAO: … shovel,…. self defense, LOL
j. my man, have i told you lately that I louv you???
LMAO: … shovel,…. self defense, LOL
is drunkenLauren drunker than usual?
she’s passed out on her keyboard
Woo hoo! everyone’s feeling spicy. I love it.
Ha! Homicidal Ostrich. Funny.