Paris Claims Cops Pull Her Over To Ask Her Out, L.A. Police Officers Collectively Vomit Upon Hearing This

May 7th, 2007 // 11 Comments

Is she TRYING to insure that she will eventually get pistol-whipped and never get off with just a warning ? Paris apparently told “Bazaar” that L.A. cops pull her over to hit on her. LA County hires the blind to be police officers? That’s dangerous. How do they drive the cop cars?

“I think I get in more trouble because of who I am,” Hilton told Harper’s Bazaar for its June issue.

“The cops do it all the time. They’ll just pull me over to hit on me.”

Hilton conducted the interview before being sentenced to 45 days in jail.

“It’s really annoying. They’re [the cops] like, ‘What’s your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?’ ” she whined to the fashion mag.

She is so aching for a pistol whip. Shut your mouth, dummy! You are not Leonard Peltier! You are not a cause!

(Mavrix Photo)

By J. Harvey

  1. Syd

    Get over yourself Paris!

  2. william freitag

    Paris Hilton is a poster child for immature parents

  3. william freitag

    Paris Hilton is a poster child for immature parents

  4. DA

    If Scarlett Johanssen or Christina Ricci said this, I’d believe it. But seriously, what guy wants to admit he banged Paris Hilton? That’s like guaranteeing no woman will ever eff you again.

  5. Ashie

    Admit it u love to hate her…

    can u seriously imagine a world without paris hilton… i sure as hell carnt…

  6. Ryan

    wait… but… that makes no sense, even the fact that she’s paris aside. what, she thinks the LA county cops have memorized her plate number so they can pull her over? cause the way she drives, no way they’ll see her throught the window…

  7. SmartyPants

    This poor girl has the worst case of delusional thinking ever recorded.They will do an article on her illness in the next American Psychiatric Association Journal.

  8. SmartyPants

    Ashie, it wasn’t too long ago when we did have a world without Paris. And we didn’t have to hear about her sex tapes, her STD’s, her ego, her stupidity. And it was a time when I did not yet realize how stupid people can be, because there were no Paris fans. Ahhhh….the good ol’days…

  9. kate

    This poor girl has the worst case of delusional thinking ever recorded.They will do an article on her illness in the next American Psychiatric Association Journal.

    LOL..
    Well said. I totally agree with you. She is so full of herself and delusional .. She needs help.

  10. Sue

    She is simply spoiled…jail may bring her down for a short time but soon she’ll be back to her superior act. Its like when someone like her gets cancer; she may act differently for a time, she may even think differently for a time, but when all is said and done and the Chemo is over, its back to being an ass…

  11. Sinead

    That headliner made me LMAO!!! that’s the funniest thing i’ve read in a long time- Boy, it must suck to be Paris Hilton! ha ha ha ha

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