Paris Flashing Something Other Than Her Vagina

December 8th, 2006 // 2 Comments
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Page Six reports today that Paris is showing off a ring. Like the mental eight-year-old that she is. Grow up, bitch.

ARE Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos engaged, or is the attention-starved heirhead pulling another sad publicity ploy? Hilton shocked partygoers Monday night when she arrived at Stacey Bendet’s “Black & White” dinner for her clothing line alice+olivia at Katsuya in L.A. wearing a huge diamond ring on her left hand. She strolled in with her on-again, off-again Greek – and a ring that looked suspiciously like the fake “diamond” solitaire she once claimed former fiancé Paris Latsis gave her. (Latsis actually gave her a smaller ring from Cartier.) Either way, Hilton wasn’t being very open about it. The celebutard acted coy when dinner guests asked about Niarchos and the ring. She spent the night canoodling with Niarchos (who last told Page Six he was “a student”), next to sister Nicky Hilton, Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis, Michelle Trachtenberg and Mena Suvari.

That poor Niarchos bastard. Run for the hills, buddy. That is – if your pin hasn’t fallen off yet from all the disease.

It’s sad that what I really gleaned from this is that Michelle Tractenberg has sold her soul to the devil. Seriously, she was on the best TV show of all time – Buffy the Vampire Slayer – and now she’s hanging out with this nappy skank? Someone call Joss Whedon and have him intervene.

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Comments (2)

  1. ZeldaF | December 8, 2006 at 10:47 pm

    I was going to say that Stav is really hot and I’d do him if it weren’t for the fact that his dick is probably going to rot & fall off because he’s been dipping it into that human petrie dish of venereal diseases, Paris. But then I thought about him throwing a drink in Shanna Moakler’s face and man handling her…….. And I realize he’s probably a perfect match for Paris, and most likely just as stupid. I mean, did he really think he could drive drunk with a coat over his eyes? Not a very smart guy……..

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  2. ShoeSlut | December 10, 2006 at 12:22 pm

    If this is even humanly possible, Paris is getting uglier by the minute…

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