When Paris Hilton was pulled over by police on Tuesday for driving around without her headlights on, she got busted for driving with a suspended license. And if a judge finds that this misdemeanor has violated her probation, girlfriend could find herself facing up to ninety days in a special little nightclub we like to call “Jail.”
“Our office is waiting to obtain a copy of the citation,” said Nick Velasquez, a spokesman for the Los Angeles city attorney’s office. “Once we’re able to verify that Miss Hilton was driving the vehicle, we will request that the court revoke her probation and set a probation violation hearing.”
Hmm…now, is this a goof on the part of a flighty, spoiled heiress, or a brilliant marketing ploy by a woman plotting to coordinate her jail time to coincide with that of her former frenemy and reality TV co-star? Because seriously, that’s the only way I could possibly get duped into watching another installment of “The Simple Life” series. It would be like “Down by Law,” but with assholes.
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yeah, right. there are two kinds of justice, remember? justice for celebs, and justice for the little people. Don’t forget OJ and that Robert Blake guy. They got away with murder. Paris will not serve time.
Ah Paris! Will she have her cell to her ear for her mug shot?
Jail time will never happen. She’ll just have her driver take her to the meaningless places she normally appears.
Le sigh….
As AWESOME as that would be, it’ll never happen. She will, as she always does, use Grandpa’s cash to sweep this under the Hilton rug.
UH….i dont believe she’ll get jailtime….and if she does she wont last long cause they dont have Juicy Couture jumpsuits in jail!
Any grown woman who wears head-to-toe pink in public deserves to be locked up.
She’s bring jelly shoes back.
Oh gawd … I smell the opportune chance for her and Nicole Richie to serve their jail time concurrently whilst the Surreal Life cameras are rolling – thus ensuring their experience isn’t ‘real’ and they’re given protection from the rest of the jailhouse population.
I would love to see that smug rich bitch behind bars, but she would crack up because she will have no cell phone, crap food. But she will not have a problem getting drugs so one plus.
But I don’t think she will get jail time, she is too rich to goto jail.
Don’t scare me like that!! I thought that Paris had started using twitter.com and that would have been the death of my latest addiction.
Me being @ twitter.com/lizze
Why the hell is she standing like that? Does she have to pee?
And yeah, who the hell wears all pink?
This bitch will get the usual slap on the wrist. I swear, I think she is Satan or something.She gets by with anything and everything!
Chavettes wear pink, Paris must be pomoting Chav-fashion
It’ll probably be like Michelle Rodriguez–in jail for a token 30 minutes and then home. LA jails are too crowded. But oh, how sweet for her to at least get a cavity search and de-lousing.
Ahhh ! Paris !! …..Dear Sweet Young Thing that she is ! So graciously filling the lives of the Lesser Mortals with all manner of frivolity and Pranks. Thanks to her Majestic Efforts all you little Workettes can still remember the meaning of the word ‘fun’.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA and STEEEERRIIIIKE THHHRREEEEE!!!!! YOU ARE MF’N OUT…..PARIS GOES TO THE SLAMMER!!!!!
45 days is not enough. She is so F%*^& stupid that she will break a law in the future that will put here sorry ass away for a while and then we all will be much happier without her. Her parents must be the dumbest people in the world.
I also can’t believe her mom said the sentencing was a joke and a waste of taxpayer’s money. What a moron! So if that’s the case, why don’t we let everyone drive drunk and potentially ruin the lives of the rest of society by crashing into them or even killing them.
God! After reading the article and reading all the stuff her mother said and did, it is no wonder Paris is the way she is. They raised sociopaths. Kathy Hilton’s attitude is exactly the same as Scott Peterson’s mom. She comes off as some woman with class. If she had some she would have been appauled by Paris’s actions and cut her off financially YEARS ago. Paris got lucky! Most people get at least 4 months for doing what she did. She is stupid, that is for sure, but she totally knew her lisense was suspended. EVERYONE knew, it was all over the tabloids when she was pulled over for drunk driving that her lisense was suspended. The “babe in the woods” routine….really pathetic. It is just so nice to see her unshaken confidence get squashed. I know that sounds mean but it is like she is not even human. I can’t believe she cried. I LOVE THIS JUDGE!!! Next, let’s get Phil Spector!
God! After reading the article and reading all the stuff her mother said and did, it is no wonder Paris is the way she is. They raised sociopaths. Kathy Hilton’s attitude is exactly the same as Scott Peterson’s mom. She comes off as some woman with class. If she had some she would have been appauled by Paris’s actions and cut her off financially YEARS ago. Paris got lucky! Most people get at least 4 months for doing what she did. She is stupid, that is for sure, but she totally knew her lisense was suspended. EVERYONE knew, it was all over the tabloids when she was pulled over for drunk driving that her lisense was suspended. The “babe in the woods” routine….really pathetic. It is just so nice to see her unshaken confidence get squashed. I know that sounds mean but it is like she is not even human. I can’t believe she cried. I LOVE THIS JUDGE!!! Next, let’s get Phil Spector!
Here is her car on the way to CA from out east.
http://www.thegrinreeper.com/ourstowing.html
What’s wrong with a girl wearing head to toe pink. Now if it were a guy dressed in pink that definitely be wrong. But a girl dressed in all pink is a very beautiful lovely and sexy sight. After all pink is the most feminine color of all and I think girls look super hot sexy and very feminine all dressed in pink. Perhaps you people prefer your women to look and dress more masculine. Not me I like women to look and dress feminine which is why I love when women wear all pink.
You guys talking bad about Paris for wearing all pink do know that Paris is a girl and that pink is a feminine color and the #1 color of feminiinity I might add. I think she looks damn hot, sexy and beautiful in all pink. I love when a woman dresses in all pink. There is nothing wrong at all with a woman who dresses in all pink. As a matter of fact those who don’t like pink on women are the ones who have something wrong with them. Now if a guy was to wear all pink that would definitely be wrong. But a girl whop wears pink is way hot! Not to mention super feminine. Then again maybe you guys putting down her and other women for wearing pink are either women who look and dress masculine or men who prefer your women to look and dress masculine. I like my women to look and dress feminine which is why I LOVE women who dress in all pink.
pink stinks and so does paris hilton