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Some crazy is suing Paris Hilton for ripping off her look. Who would admit to that? Who would want people to know they purposely dress like a five dollar prosty? A crackhead who doesn’t hit spellcheck before filing a legal document, that’s who!
“The Simple Life” star has been accused of causing “emotional distress” to fellow Californian, Nicolle O’Neill, who fancies herself as an inspiration to the party-loving heiress. In a bizarre personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court earlier this month, O’Neill alleges that she suffers psychologically because of Hilton and accuses the 26-year-old of ripping off her style, including fashion-related “patens” and “stiling” tips. Two pages of documents spell out specific charges against Hilton, including a claim that she stole O’Neill’s idea to expose her underwear under her trousers. O’Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for retro dresses.
I can see the shiny buckles on her straight jacket from here. How do crackheads sue people? Ms. O’Neill has my undying gratitude if she wins, though. Would a victory for Nicolle mean Paris would have to stop dressing like a hooker dance recital and put on a burka or something? Sold!
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
Hey Crackhead… who are you bitching out about spell check and grammar? Scroll up for Martina doing something called “announes” retirement, and just read this posting for someone who doesn’t know a “straight jacket” (non-gay?) from a straitjacket.
Hey, My Own: Calm down buddy. Mellow. Ahhhh
that’s better.
Back to topic, I am now going to go ahead and sue my neighbor for growing grass in his yard. I have the same thing, and he is coping me.
I meant to type “copying”. (Don’t want to upset
My Own)
Isn’t it amazing how much Marilyn Manson is coming to resemble Paris Hilton?
What is with the yellow contacts?
Oh my God! I see the morphing of Paris into Marilyn as well. Or is it Marilyn into Paris? Or is Nicolle O’Neill really Marilyn Manson? Will Lulu die? Who did Nicholas kill? AAARRGGG!
Too funny. Like you can “paten” (ha!) the fact you shop in vintage stores for retro dresses. Insanity be that woman’s name.
My Own hasn’t had his/her coffee today. It’s early. Chill. Be a grammar nazi after noon.
A QUESTION FOR ALL:
Is this girl who wants to fake everyone: DUMB, DUMBER or even DUMBERER? The choice is totally yours. My choice is already made.
And I want to see another “paris-PROMOTING” story by David Letterman!!
Gerard, may I have Dumbest (or is that “dumberer”) for $500 please?
she couldn’t “hit spellcheck”…i read somewhere else that the whole long document was handwritten. that totally ups the crazy by about 3 levels.
Sounds like Paris has an intellectual equal out there in this whacko chick. On another, yet very similiar note, Gerard, I’ll take “dumberer” for $350 (Thanks Zekers, that was great for a chuckle!!)