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Ok, not really. He’s married and she has no taste. This is just a weird photo gallery opportunity that was too good to pass up. Paris Hilton and Patton Oswalt in one gallery. They have next to nothing in common. She’s an unpopular ostrich and he’s a funny little man. One hopes he got his drink on and asked her forgetful ass to do math problems. Just do what I do Paris, pretend you’re too drunk to figure out the tip.

Here they are at one of the millions of parties that are going on at the Sundance Film Festival. This one is for Axe bodyspray. This is weird, because the idea of millions of frat douchi using Axe to facillitate date rape would usually be something Patton would clown on. Anyway, he’s still funnier than half the comics out there. He should bite Dane Cook on the ankle and not let go.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pics of Paris and Patton!

Ok, not really. He’s married and she has no taste. This is just a weird photo gallery opportunity that was too good to pass up. Paris Hilton and Patton Oswalt in one gallery. They have next to nothing in common. She’s an unpopular ostrich and he’s a funny little man. One hopes he got his drink on and asked her forgetful ass to do math problems. Just do what I do Paris, pretend you’re too drunk to figure out the tip.Here
they are at one of the millions of parties that are going on at the
Sundance Film Festival. This one is for Axe bodyspray. This is weird,
because the idea of millions of frat douchi using Axe to
facillitate date rape would usually be something Patton would clown on.
Anyway, he’s still funnier than half the comics out there. He should
bite Dane Cook on the ankle and not let go.Click on any image in the gallery for more pics of Paris and Patton!