Paris Hilton arrived at the launch party for her new fragrance, “Tease” in Los Angeles last night. She, uh… well. She looked like a tart. The Sun guessed that she was trying to channel Marilyn Monroe, but I think she just looked cheap. And where did those boobs come from? She’s either flat as a board or all busted up. Others who were on hand to Sniff Sniff Hooray: Adrien Grenier, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden.
The sultry attempts send me into a fit of giggles. Catch video from the red carpet event after the jump.























I’m completely indifferent to Paris Hilton — I never understood the hate or the love — but I think she looks beautiful in those pictures. I don’s see her trying to channel Marilyn as much as I see her trying to emulate early 60′s Hollywood glamour. She looks great.