Paris Hilton: Cardassian Conspiracy?

June 7th, 2007 // 3 Comments

Paris Hilton’s mug shot, when filtered through futuristic facial recognition software that shifts and bends reality as easily as her publicist, revealed some shocking secrets that, in retrospect, no longer seem to matter.

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The
Mirror has Two Faces, y’all!

The genetic mix: two-parts fascist alien
enemy
(one part gym teacher)

and a wee-bit,
frequently-inebriated Brit.

Plus, Posh Hits the Beach!

Well, not really.

This lovely lady is a mere 95 years young – but just like Mrs. Beckham, it appears that defying gravity is possible, at any age.

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Comments (3)

  1. Cast of Friends | June 7, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    SHE LOOKS LIKE MIXTURE OF ANGELINA JOLIE AND VICTORIA BECKHAM.

  2. Cast of Friends | June 7, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    SHE LOOKS LIKE MIXTURE OF ANGELINA JOLIE AND VICTORIA BECKHAM.

  3. Cast of Friends | June 7, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    SHE LOOKS LIKE MIXTURE OF ANGELINA JOLIE AND VICTORIA BECKHAM.

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