Paris Hilton Cries As She Buy Edible Underwear And Sex Toys

February 9th, 2007 // 11 Comments

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Do what I’m doing. Purge your sadness over Anna Nicole’s passing by chuckling at Paris Hilton’s trashy ass. This one is my favorite item about her in a long time. Recently, she was spotted buying dirty items while crying . Yay!

The blonde was very upset during her three minute spree. At one point she was crying and talking to a friend on the phone saying ‘I don’t know what to do’.

“Paris was wearing her sunglasses and was dressed in a black tracksuit with a pink skull and crossbones on the back. She was going round the shop talking to someone on the phone and crying – she kept wiping her nose with a tissue. She picked up an edible bikini set, vibrating pink tickler and some raunchy Lovehearts.”

What was she sniffling about? The fact that everyone knows she’s a goddamn bigot? The fact that everyone knows she has the herpes? Because she’s buying all this Valentine’s stuff and the only person she’s going to get to use it with is some random cokehead model guy she picks up at Les Deux? Maybe no one’s going to eat that bikini off her at all and she’ll be forced to consume her own edible underwear. It’s a cold, cold world when karma catches up to ya, honey. Happy Valentine’s.

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By J. Harvey

  1. Angel

    My thoughts exactly! Very well said!! Herpes infected racist whore!!

  2. Jinxy McDeath

    Claim to Fame: Heiress to the Hilton chain of hotels, which includes Hilton | Conrad Hotels | Doubletree | Embassy Suites Hotels | Hampton Inn | Hampton Inn & Suites
    Hilton Garden Inn | Hilton Grand Vacations Club | Homewood Suites by Hilton | Scandic

    The ignorant racist, slut also stars in the reality show The Simple Life and has crossed over into acting badly and singing like a wounded animal.

    To end this racist, std giving pigs reign of terror, don’t buy or support anything she is associated with. E Channel, Fila products. Speak with your wallets people.

    STD Paris Endorsements:
    Carl’s Jr.
    Diamond Quest (Gameloft)
    Hardee’s
    GoYellow.de

  3. Che

    I am so exhausted by people’s affection for this person. ASL, I wish you guys would just stop focussing on her nowI am so exhausted by people’s affection for this person. ASL, I wish you guys would just stop focusing on her now. I know this latest story is there to show what an ignoramus she is but it’s time she just went away. I recall a time where she said she wanted to be a role-model to kids! WTF!??? What is she showing the kids that so adore her? I am a person of color and have had to deal with many difficulties and this is one of the few times I even have brought it up but please she is white, rich and has the whole media listening to everything she does and every move she makes. I second Jinxy McDeath statement to just not support anything she does. I am in the process of writing Car’s Jr. right now! Please people, stop paying attention to this RACIST, pretentious no-talent!

  4. Goodnessme

    Edible bikini???
    I can’t believe anyone will have ORAL SEX with someone with HERPES?
    It’s very CONTAGIOUS even when there are no obvious LESIONS!!

  5. ZeldaF

    That looks like a giant dildo in her bag!!!! What happened to Stav? BTW: I wouldn’t pay for anything she endorses. Neither would I pay for ANYTHING endorsced by Gwyneth Paltrow.

  6. Margaretta

    Ah, but her acting talent will get her thru this dark side won’t it?

  7. Mylene

    racist, diseased, mean, wanna-be-porn star, wine out of can drinking Bigots are so NOT hot.

  8. Sweetpea

    Parasite Ho-ton Wonk-eye alert:
    Par-ASS was spotlighted tonite on Showbiz tonight. The segment was about how her recently revealed insensitive comments about certain MINORITIES is having a huge backlash about her…….NOW THAT’S HOT!!!!!

  9. leah

    oh my god, she has such man hands

  10. Natasha

    I don’t know who is worse? Paris Hilton or the people who have written such stupid,immature,negative,childish,discusting remarks about her.Grow the F up and get a fricken life.

  11. Jessica

    Okay, I have watched only a handful of porn in my life. It just so happens that A night in Paris was one of them. I just didn’t understand the hype, my Grandma is more of a freak. She looked like a dead fu** to me. So why the dongs? I don’t really care what this skank does, I just wonder why bad things happen to good people. Yet Paris Hilton is still running around unmamed.

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