Paris Hilton Gets Her Party On While She Still Can

May 25th, 2007 // 5 Comments

All this time and energy she’s spent fronting like she gives a crap about God, or bothers to work out, has worn out one Ms. Paris Hilton. And the only way for her to recharge her depleted batteries is to return to her natural environment, which is, of course, the club. She hit up Hyde to help celebrate its one-year anniversary and I’ll bet that it was an emotional night for her, since one year is most likely the longest time she’s ever spent in a meaningful relationship–even if it is with a nightclub. TMZ caught up with Paris, while she enjoyed some of her last days of freedom.

While Hilton didn’t comment on her upcoming stint in the pokey, her rep Elliot Mintz told TMZ she’s “doing the best she can.”

OMG, y’all. This is so like that scene in “Dead Man Walking.”

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Comments (5)

  1. JaneSays | May 25, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    LOLOL, Mother of Mary!! Is she wearing a Depend undergarment in that first picture or just one more shot of her useless, saggy, flat ass?? Pffftt…and I thought she got “fucked in the butt for coke”!!

  2. Loob | May 25, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    Yeah. Her ass is double-take weird.
    I might have moved along without commenting (because I can’t stand her), but I felt oddly compelled to comment on its extreme weirdness.

  3. pilsbury | May 25, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    So she isn’t going to Monaco by the looks of it, oh well never mind.

    In case no one has seen it yet, how about a song!
    http://tinylink.com/?3wIC0mCHYZ

  4. Tom Sederburg | May 25, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    Yeah that 1 year party sucked they didn’t even get anyone cool to spin. No special treats. Nothing. Lame.

    Anyway, I <3 Paris. :-)

    Later,
    Tom

  5. nanc' | May 26, 2007 at 11:00 am

    What the hell is she wearing? Yea, love the bag and the shoes but NOT together and are those skinny jeans and a polo shirt??

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