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And it’s not an STD. Paris Hilton was obviously urged by her people to attempt to offset her demonic skank image with some charity. Children’s Hospital in Los Angeles has announced that she’s given an “extremely generous” donation towards the construction of a 460,000 medical tower at their facility. Can she jump from it?

I can imagine the conversation.

Paris’s rep: Sweetie, people have this view of you as..well, uh..
Paris: Oh my god, are you watching The Hills? Lauren Conrad is SO FAT. She’s a total cow. She probably has a cottage cheese ass like Kim Kardashian’s. Ugh, thank god I’m so awesomely thin. And smart! Wait – what?
Paris’s rep: What I was saying is that there’s this opportunity to donate some money to the children’s hospital..
Paris: What’s that?
Paris’ rep: A hospital. For children.
Paris: Is there a bar?
Paris’ rep: It’s a hospital.
Paris: So there’s drugs?
Paris’ rep: *sigh*

Her contribution will go towards a double patient room in the Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases.

“I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens
Hospital Los Angeles,” Hilton said in a statement. “The children I have
met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched
my heart,” she said in a statement that she totally didn’t write.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 41 photos of Paris Hilton doing some shopping.

And it’s not an STD. Paris Hilton was obviously urged by her people to attempt to offset her demonic skank image with some charity.
Children’s Hospital in Los Angeles has announced that she’s given an
“extremely generous” donation towards the construction of a 460,000
medical tower at their facility. Can she jump from it?

I can imagine the conversation.

Paris’s rep: Sweetie, people have this view of you as..well, uh..
Paris: Oh my god, are you watching The Hills? Lauren Conrad is SO FAT.
She’s a total cow. She probably has a cottage cheese ass like Kim
Kardashian’s. Ugh, thank god I’m so awesomely thin. And smart! Wait -
what?
Paris’s rep: What I was saying is that there’s this opportunity to donate some money to the children’s hospital..
Paris: What’s that?
Paris’ rep: A hospital. For children.
Paris: Is there a bar?
Paris’ rep: It’s a hospital.
Paris: So there’s drugs?
Paris’ rep: *sigh*

Her contribution will go towards a double patient room in the Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases.

“I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens
Hospital Los Angeles,” Hilton said in a statement. “The children I have
met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched
my heart,” she said in a statement that she totally didn’t write.Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 41 photos of Paris Hilton doing some shopping.