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Paris Hilton removed her ass from the MySpace guy‘s face long enough to be snapped buying a whole bunch of sports gear at the Sports Chalet store – including a bike, a pink tennis racket and in-line skates.

That bike seat’s just gonna vanish up into her cavernous vagine. Either that or she’s going to take the seat off because that’s how she rolls. Nasty batwinged vagina!

When the political comedienne rides that contraption around, you’re going to hear the Elvira Gulch theme in your head.

Paris Hilton, for 23 years I’ve been dying to tell you what I’ve thought of you, but being a good Christian woman I can’t say it!

I would have made a joke about how she rode Copenhagen, but it turns out I’m really, really stupid.

Click any photo to view all 25+ photos of Paris Hilton in the gallery!

Paris Hilton removed her ass from the MySpace guy‘s
face long enough to be snapped buying a whole bunch of sports gear at
the Sports Chalet store – including a bike, a pink tennis racket and
in-line skates.That bike seat’s just gonna vanish up into her
cavernous vagine. Either that or she’s going to take the seat off
because that’s how she rolls. Nasty batwinged vagina!When the political comedienne rides that contraption around, you’re going to hear the Elvira Gulch theme in your head. Paris
Hilton, for 23 years I’ve been dying to tell you what I’ve thought of
you, but being a good Christian woman I can’t say it!

I would have made a joke about how she rode Copenhagen, but it turns out I’m really, really stupid.Check out all 25+ photos of Paris Hilton in the gallery!