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Paris Hilton showed up at the Toronto Film Festival to promote a documentary about her life called Paris, Not France. The Washington Post says that the wall-eyed bitch comes off as sympathetic. And not just because I called her a “wall-eyed bitch.”

Director
Adria Petty, daughter of Tom Petty, somehow spent A YEAR following Paris
around and documenting her life! What was that like? Sleep, don’t eat,
blowjob, red carpet, sleep, repeat? That director endured a season in
the deepest pit of hell. A YEAR?!?

Apparently one of the most startling events in the documentary is when
a make-up artist applies Paris’ makeup as she sleeps because she’s so
busy. Imagine going to bed au naturel and waking up with a faceful of
harlot paint?

She didn’t come out unscathed either.

Petty
thanks Hilton by citing her “humor, wit, trust” and saying that the
project took her on “the most incredible journey of my life.” It’s like
Stockholm Syndrome! An incredible journey should be made alongside a
dog and a cat or when your Dad accidentally shrinks not with this one
dollar hooker!

Check out some of these pics. Look closely at her face. Is one side of it collapsing?

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Paris Hilton showed up at the Toronto Film Festival to promote a documentary about her life called Paris, Not France. The Washington Post says that the wall-eyed bitch comes off as sympathetic. And not just because I called her a “wall-eyed bitch.”

Director
Adria Petty, daughter of Tom Petty, somehow spent A YEAR following Paris
around and documenting her life! What was that like? Sleep, don’t eat,
blowjob, red carpet, sleep, repeat? That director endured a season in
the deepest pit of hell. A YEAR?!?

Apparently one of the most startling events in the documentary is when
a make-up artist applies Paris’ makeup as she sleeps because she’s so
busy. Imagine going to bed au naturel and waking up with a faceful of
harlot paint?

She didn’t come out unscathed either.

Petty
thanks Hilton by citing her “humor, wit, trust” and saying that the
project took her on “the most incredible journey of my life.” It’s like
Stockholm Syndrome! An incredible journey should be made alongside a
dog and a cat or when your Dad accidentally shrinks not with this one
dollar hooker!Check out some of these pics. Look closely at her face. Is one side of it collapsing?