Paris Hilton Likes Her Woman Canal Smooth And Bare

December 7th, 2006 // 4 Comments

The brazilian wax is so five years ago. Now celebrities like Paris Hilton are going for a more cleaner groomed look down under. US Weekly interviewed Hilton’s Bikini Waxer who reveals all the secrets to this new trend.

Us: So why do you think celebrities are skipping the underwear and going commando?

CB: I think that with the completely bare waxing, they just feel comfortable enough with their bodies that they can skip the underwear. And oops if they do happen to flash someone, it’s not as embarrassing because the area is groomed.

This quote makes me giggle like a school girl. What the hell is going on in this crazy celebrity world? Underwear is not optional people! I want to say EVER, but most especially if you are wearing an open garment like a mini-skirt. This is mainly a health and sanitation issue as a whole variety of bodily functions are performed by the holes in this area. Personally I do not want to be sitting on a bench at a club that some chick who ‘feels comfortable enough with her body’ has been rubbing her bare ass and vag juices all over for an hour while she sips her Cosmo.

More photos of Paris Hilton at the Beverly Center after the jump.

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By Wayne Ford

  1. Giadana

    That comment goes against common sense. If your waxed down there, you’re showing everything.

    Celebrities are not the only ones with bare crotches..I watched a news report a fews months ago about how disgustingly filthy restaurant & movie theatre seats are with vaginal secretions left by these bimbos that go comando in mini skirts.

    I couldn’t believe they tackled that subject matter.

  2. Draya

    Wayne, you’re right. I’m traveling with Lysol from now on! *Retch*

  3. Jinxy McDeath

    Wouldn’t hair be the best way to cover Paris’ herpes sores and scars? Her waxer should get some kind of award for bravery, and hazard pay. Ewwww!

  4. pilsbury

    Is there something wrong with her eyes? Those sunglasses are a bit OTT.

    As for the item, nearly spat out my tea again.

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