where’s j harvey?

how does she manage all the crotch shots?

Maybe one of these times you will get your question answered, stolidog. I hope so, because I want to know to.

The jealous twins are getting boring.

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww…… Icky photo’s. This woman is such a petri dish. Who IS this guy, anyway?

she gets all the guys, but she has enough money to always look good.

I guess the Hiltons’ family are embarrssing!

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF. PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M.WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.

ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON AGAINST ME AND MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.

AND NOW THE WEB SITE BRITNEY SPEARS ASKMEN.COM CONTAINS ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON THE PART OF PARIS HILTON AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

AND I AM NOW FORMALLY ACCUSING DOUG REINHARDT OF AIDING AND ABATING FOR PARIS HILTON.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

TebwXS comment6 ,

Great site. Good info.

PARIS HILTON KIDNAPPED ME, AND USED HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS TO FORCE ME TO SHOVE USED TAMPONS INTO MY NOSE. SHE ALSO VIA HER EVIL MIND CONTROL POWERS AND ELECTRONIC DEVICES SHE PLACED IN MY HOME HAS FORCED ME TO EXPOSE MYSELF TO NUMEROUS LIVE CHICKENS ON A RECENT TRIP TO THE ISLAND NATION OF JAMAICA. AT A RECORDING STUDIO CALLED STUDIO 100 IN JAMAICA SHE THEN FORCED ME TO DO NUMEROUS UNNATURAL ACTS WITH VARIOUS BREEDS OF LIVESTOCK. I STILL CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF DAMP SHEEP WOOL OUT OF MY MIND. PARIS HILTON IS TRULY EVIL.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

OH JOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN. PEOPLE, PLEASE DISREGARD THE COMMENTS MADE BY MY STALKER, THE FAKE BRANDON M. WITTE. AS YOU CAN SEE HE MADE TWO POSTS ON NOVEMBER 8TH, 2009.

TO GO INTO DETAILS:

1) FOR AT LEAST TWO YEARS, THIS FAKE BRANDON AS I CALL HIM HAS BEEN POSTING IN MY NAME, MAKING ABSURD AND FALSE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON STALKING HIM. SOMEHOW HE THINKS OR CLAIMS THAT PARIS HILTON AND BRITNEY SPEARS HAD SOME ROMANTIC INTEREST IN HIM, AND DUE TO THIS IMAGINED ROMANTIC RIVALRY AND HIM BELIEVING THAT PARIS HILTON THINKS HE SNUBBED HER, SHE HAS BEEN PLACING ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN HIS HOME, AND THE HOME OF BRITNEY SPEARS. HE CLAIMS BRITNEY SPEARS’ NERVOUS BREAKDOWN WAS DUE TO ELECTRONIC DEVICES PLACED BY PARIS HILTON. MIND YOU, HE WAS ON MYSPACE, AFTER GETTING A MYSPACE PAGE IN MY NAME! SO EVEN BEFORE HE DECIDED THAT PARIS HILTON WAS STALKING HIM, HE HAD A MYSPACE PAGE AND POSSIBLY AN AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME. SINCE HE USED TO DEMAND THIS, GO TO THE ASKMEN.COM PARIS HILTON PAGE AND READ ALL THE POSTS. FROM THE BEGINNING, NOT JUST FROM THE FLAME WAR THAT HAPPENED ON THAT SITE IN 2009 (I READ ALL THE POSTS AFTER A FRIEND ASKED ME WHY I WAS POSTING ALL THESE ABSURD POSTS ABOUT PARIS HILTON ON ASKMEN AND INTERNET BLOG SITES). READ THE ONES FROM 2008, THEY ARE TRULY THE POSTS OF A DELUSIONAL INSANE MAN.

2) OKAY, IF THAT ISN’T CRAZY ENOUGH FOR YOU, AS YOU CAN SEE HE ALSO IS SINGING AT SOME JAMACIAN THEMED RESTAURANT OR CLUB CALLED JAMAICA GATES. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE. THE REASON, FAKE BRANDON YOU DON’T ENCOUNTER ME IS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE GOING THERE ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY AND USING MY NAME AS IF IT WAS ME! I MUST ASSUME YOU ARE DOING THIS IN A FURTHER ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY IDENTITY, SINCE IT WAS WELL KNOWN AMONG MY FRIENDS THAT I OFTEN FANCY THE IDEA OF SINGING AS A PROFESSION, REGGAE IF I CAN, ALMOST ANY GENRE OF MUSIC IF I HAVE TO. SO, YOUR GOING TO A CLUB OR WHATEVER THIS PLACE IS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO IT YOU IDIOT, AND CLAIMING TO BE ME AND THEN PERFORMING THERE (IF IT’S LIKE YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS, MORE ON THAT NEXT PARAGRAPH, VERY POORLY) IS SOMETHING YOU DO! DON’T TRY TO TWIST THIS, YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER DOING WHAT I LIKE TO DO, BUT NOW AM AFRAID TO DO SINCE I MAY ENCOUNTER SOMEONE DANGEROUSLY INSANE AND DELUDED. NAMELY YOU FAKE BRANDON!

3) HE HAS ALSO POSTED THREE YOUTUBE VIDEOS. TWO OF HIS TERRIBLE SINGING, I MEAN IT IS BAD. HE MUST HAVE PAID THE STUDIO MUSICIANS A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO PUT UP WITH HIS HORRID OFFKEY AND TERRIBLE VOICE. THE MAN SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO MAKE ANY SOUND. ANYWAY, HE HAS A THIRD VIDEO OF A SO CALLED INTERVIEW. I REFUSE TO WATCH IT, IF IT’S ABOUT HIS MUSIC OR HIS INSANE CLAIMS, I WON’T WATCH A 9 OR 10 MINUTE VIDEO BY AN INSANE RAMBLING LUNATIC. ANYWAY, HE ALSO HAS A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IN MY NAME. MORE ATTEMPTS TO STEAL MY IDENTITY.

4) AS YOU CAN SEE, HE’S NOW POSTING MY STREET ADDRESS HERE ON THIS WEBSITE, AND FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF OTHERS TOO. HE IS TRYING TO OPEN ME UP FOR HARASSMENT OR WORSE BY OTHERS VIA THIS ACT I AM SURE. HE IS TRULY DELUSIONAL IF HE HONESTLY THINKS HE LIVES AT 3800 CURT DR, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. IF HE KNOWS HE DOESN’T, THEN HE IS TRULY SADISTIC TO POST MY ADDRESS SO I CAN BE HARASSED BY SOMEONE. I DO WONDER, WHY WOULD SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE STALKED BY PARIS HILTON POST HIS STREET ADDRESS? WHAT IDIOT WOULD DO THAT? THAT RIGHT THERE ALMOST PROVES HE CAN’T REALLY BE STALKED BY HER IF HE’S WILLING TO POST MY ADDRESS.

5) BASED ON POSTS HE HAS MADE IN MY NAME VIA HIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT ON THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT MYSPACE ACCOUNT, HE HAS CALLED FOR A BOYCOTT OF HILTON HOTELS AND OTHER HILTON OWNED BUSINESSES, ALONG WITH CLAIMING TO WRITE PRESIDENT OBAMA ABOUT THIS ISSUE. SO, HE’S NOW IN MY NAME MAKING HIS INSANE CLAIMS TO WHAT IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT AND POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNITED STATES!

SO TO SUM UP, HE HAS A YOUTUBE, MYSPACE AND I THINK AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, MAYBE OTHER INTERNET ACCOUNTS ALSO. HE’S POSTING PERSONAL INFORMATION SUCH AS MY FULL NAME BY NOW INCLUDING MY MIDDLE NAME (MATTHEW) IN HIS POSTS AND BY INCLUDING MY HOME ADDRESS. AND HE IS IMPERSONATING ME VIA SINGING AT A JAMACIAN THEMED RESTAURANT LOCAL TO US. HE PROBABLY TOLD THE MUSICIANS THAT RECORDED HIS COVER OF THE REGGAE SONGS HE SINGS IN HIS VIDEOS THAT HE WAS ME ALSO. AND HE IS WRITING PRESIDENT OBAMA, THUS ASSUMING IT ISN’T IGNORED DUE TO THE VOLUME OF MAIL THE WHITE HOUSE MUST GET, CAUSING THE US GOVERNMENT TO HEAR ABOUT HIS INSANITY IN MY NAME!

AS YOU CAN SEE, MY IMPOSTER IS VERY DELUSIONAL AND INSANE. I HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN INTO HIS INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT GOOGLE HE USES, DESPITE IT BEING OBVIOUS THAT ONLY A NUTJOB WOULD THINK PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN YANKED FROM GOOGLE DATABASES, LET ALONE THAT HE HAD A HAND IN DOING SO. JUST READ HIS POSTS, DO A BROWSER SEARCH. GOOGLE, BING, YAHOO OR WHATEVER BROWSER YOU LIKE WILL TURN UP LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF POSTS ON DOZENS OF WEBPAGES OVER THE LAST TWO OR THREE YEARS BY THIS INANSE IDIOT.

THE REAL BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE (THE SANE ONE WHO KNOWS HE’S NOT BEING STALKED BY PARIS HILTON!)