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If the following is, in fact, true, then this woman is pretty much determined to prove that she clearly has no idea how to spend money, and deserves to have it removed from her person. From Starpulse blog:

Paris Hilton has bought the plot next to Marilyn Monroe’s grave to bury her pet goat. The 25-year-old has reportedly booked a plot in Hollywood’s Pierce Bros Westwood Village Memorial Park next to her screen idol. It is also alleged that she has booked a gospel choir to perform at a private funeral at Los Angeles’ International Church of Christ. A source told Daily Star newspaper: “It’s absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for a ‘Billy Hilton’. “Everybody was very understanding because they presumed it was one of her relatives. But it has transpired that it’s just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and be done with it. But not Paris. This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, it’s not for animals. It should be reserved for superstars.”

I hope that shit ain’t true, as opposed to the following from TMZ:

Perhaps channeling the spirit of Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton’s pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit Paris on the arm early Tuesday morning while the two were playing. We repeat: PARIS’ KINKAJOU BIT HER ON THE ARM. The wound was superficial and Paris spent a few hours at the hospital and received a tetanus shot.

One can only hope that Baby Luv (clearly the party most at risk in this situation) was up-to-date on her shots, otherwise, God only knows what crazy STD she’s possibly contacted from ol’ Paris.

More photos of Paris Hilton wearing that big red belt, after the jump.

(x17online.com)

(x17online.com)