Paris Hilton has recently decided to forego sex for one year, in order to “rediscover” herself.
That seems a bit extreme. How about just keeping pictures of your vagina out of the news for a year? That seems like a daunting enough task.
Paris is on a sex ban [The Sun]
More images of the newly celebete Paris Hilton, after the jump.
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Thaddeus van Worthingheimer | July 12, 2006 at 8:04 pm
I’m more likely to go one year without shopping. Or one year without a dry martini. Hell, Ted Kennedy is more likely to go a year without a martini.
ffordegroupie | July 12, 2006 at 9:39 pm
I’m more likely to go a year without wearing shoes. Or without opening my eyes. Or breathing. Or… you get the idea.
Rediscover herself? What IS there except sluttiness?
Andrew | July 12, 2006 at 10:48 pm
Wow. What’s this going to do to the moralle of our soldiers overseas?
teflon | July 13, 2006 at 12:26 am
good for her!
I’ve know several chics that have been married and not had any sex for over a year… and none of them rediscovered themselves…
maybe she should take a vacation away from the media eye and really focus on finding herself. if that’s really what she wants
teflon | July 13, 2006 at 12:26 am
good for her!
I’ve know several chics that have been married and not had any sex for over a year… and none of them rediscovered themselves…
maybe she should take a vacation away from the media eye and really focus on finding herself. if that’s really what she wants
mynx | July 13, 2006 at 9:08 am
Not to put too fine a point on it, but that was her vulva, not her vagina. ;P
TruJrzyGrl | July 13, 2006 at 9:18 am
If she hasn’t discovered herself yet, forget it … She’s lost ! And a year without sex, either she bought a REALLY good B.O.B or she is just trying to convince herself she isn’t the HO we all think she is … Haaaaaaaa
kat | July 13, 2006 at 9:39 am
Why do we care about her sex life and why is she compelled to tell us?
delicious_dysfunktion | July 13, 2006 at 11:43 am
I’d wish she’d take a break from human existence,but we all know wishes don’t come true :(