Paris Hilton Succumbs to Puffy-Lip-Syndrome

December 1st, 2007 // 14 Comments

Poor thing. It’s almost as said as the fact that she got into the wrong car after exiting the Crimson nightclub.

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

By Michael Prieve

  1. jbonz

    Tomorrow on “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous”: Oral Vaginoplasty!

  2. Emma

    That is disgusting! Her mouth looks like an anus.

  3. Shootingstar

    Oh. My. G*d.

    Paris is actually a pretty girl, however, her lips look revolting in this photo.

  4. IT LOOKS TO ME THAT SHE IS BE ABLE TO SHIT OUT OF HER MOUTH……………OH YEAH, A VERY COMPLICATED FORM OF HERPES:
    There we have our little disseas-girl!!
    You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
    That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
    WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

    PLICATED FORM OF HERPES:

  5. stewie

    Looks like hemroids

  6. FreakyZ

    They look like those balloons that clowns use to make balloon animals at parties.

  7. tang29

    Renee Zelweger’s twin.

  8. Rocky

    Uhm….looks like two fat grub worms have been implanted in her upper lip and giant one in the lower lip…

    *Britney Spears
    *Lindsay Lohan
    *Paris Hilton

    ….looks like a pattern in forming here:

    *no talent
    *no morals
    *no self respect
    *low IQ

  9. Persistent Cat

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  10. Ashley

    Is it just me or does she look a little like Owen Wilson?

  11. Juanita

    Its funny, I think the person who invented lip injectables should be shot.

    Not too many people say “Wow” what beatiful lips, its always, they had their lips inflated.

    Its usually pretty obvious.

  12. devil

    If she lost about 30 pounds, went brunette and crossed her eyes, she’d look just like Angelina Jolie.

  13. Interloper

    It’s like a Real Doll came to life! GROSS.

  14. Lily

    ewww that cow oh brrrr i hate her

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