Paris Hilton Thinks She Has The Authority To Congratulate People

December 20th, 2006 // 7 Comments

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Paris Hilton gives the “hot” nod to Survivor. Survivor says thanks, but I’d rather have the blow-job I was promised. InTouch Weekly reports:

Paris Hilton was among the many stars who turned out to congratulate Survivor: Cook Islands winner Yul Kwon at the official after-party thrown by In Touch on December 17. “I love Survivor –it’s hot,” the Hilton Hotel heiress said on the red carpet at the event, held at Hollywood’s Boulevard 3 on the Sunset Strip. Other celebrities who turned out to celebrate the end of the CBS reality series’ 13th season included Navy: NCIS star Pauley Perrette, Jai Rodriguez of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, music producer JR Rotem and this season’s Amazing Race winners Tyler Denk and James Branaman.

In other news, Paris has probably had sex with all of the attendees of said event. I’m just kidding. But not really.

Survivors get In Touch [InTouch Weekly]

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Comments (7)

  1. Stoney | December 20, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    That fart in a mitten whore would show up to a gas station opening as long as a gift bag was involved. Ugly uneducated whore.

  2. Stoney | December 20, 2006 at 2:57 pm

    That fart in a mitten whore would show up to a gas station opening as long as a gift bag was involved. Ugly uneducated skank.

  3. Fafou | December 20, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    Totally agree, but where can I get those shoes????

  4. CoquiCoqui | December 20, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    WONKY EYE!!!!

  5. jane_smith | December 21, 2006 at 4:22 am

    She makes me think of inspector gadget or a power ranger…

    She could be the first prostitute super hero and her byline could be: Wonky Eye! Activate!

    She looks like a coke whore stumbling home after finishing off her last $20 job of the night…

  6. Shoebox | June 24, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    That parrot is as fake as her custom made blue contacts and bleached hair ;>

  7. Paris_Fan_101 | June 26, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    Okay well diss Paris if you will but i find her as a VERRRY good role model and a VERY nice person especially so im very sorry but i love hur! XoXo <3 love yah paris!!

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