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Before we go tackle the pee break, we must address the half glove look that Paris is so desperately trying to launch. It ain’t workin’ sweetie. Especially with those man hands of yours.
Moving on. The socialite we love to hate, Paris Hilton, just had to go use the little girls room. What’s the problem you ask? Well, she was flying to her destination in a helicopter, so there was no restroom. So of course, she asks the helicopter to land so she can go to the bathroom.
Paris Hilton, the celebrity heiress ordered her helicopter pilot to descend on an unwitting German farming family so that she could excuse herself. More magazine claim that her minders barred the family from entering their own house whilst she was on the toilet, perhaps to stop them from over hearing any unpleasant sounds.
Ms Hilton then spent ten minutes smoking on the porch of the farmer’s house as he wouldn’t allow her to smoke inside his home. The unnamed farmer said: “She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather.”
More photos of Paris Hilton posing with that glove, after the jump.
Paris Hilton descends on German toilet from 7000 feet [Pink News]
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MissJ | June 26, 2006 at 1:20 pm
a) The glove looks as dumb s she is. It makes her man-hands look even bigger…like she’s trying to fit it into a child’s size glove. idiot.
b) When are one of these media outlets going to do a story on Carah Faye Charnow and how she’s supposedly Paris’ dummy voice and that she was paid to do the vocals on Paris’ album? I’d like to see how that turns out. Actually…what I’d really like to see is Paris on SNL w/o backup or anything…acoustic even!
JJ | June 26, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Looks like O J trying the glove on in court. If the glove don’t fit, you look like shit.
Lola | June 26, 2006 at 1:45 pm
What is with this skanky ho and her bladder issues/problems?
Does she just hold it until she can’t any longer, is it lack of thinking ahead or what? She is either peeing on heself, in a cab or in line somewhere – this freak should go visit a urologist and FAST.
Lola | June 26, 2006 at 1:45 pm
What is with this skanky ho and her bladder issues/problems?
Does she just hold it until she can’t any longer, is it lack of thinking ahead or what? She is either peeing on herself, in a cab or in line somewhere – this freak should go visit a urologist and FAST.
doofus | June 26, 2006 at 1:50 pm
how OLD is this story? I think I read it about two weeks ago. It supposedly happened travelling to or from Cannes.
and I think it was posted HERE, too.
sheesh, socialite, get on the ball!
brandy | June 26, 2006 at 1:54 pm
They barred the family from going in their own house while she went to the bathroom? If they tried that on me, I’d say forget it! They aren’t the cops – they are Paris’s “people”. Who cares what they say?
brandy | June 26, 2006 at 1:54 pm
They barred the family from going in their own house while she went to the bathroom? If they tried that on me, I’d say forget it! They aren’t the cops – they are Paris’s “people”. Who cares what they say? They shouldn’t have even let her in!
2 Old 4 This | June 26, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Too bad the family didn’t shoot her for tresspassing. Done us all a favor
2 Old 4 This | June 26, 2006 at 2:46 pm
tressssssspasssssing
sorry about that – fat fingered it.
don’t call the typo police
jeff gordon | June 26, 2006 at 2:51 pm
http://www.cafepress.com/cletusbiscuit
Tulipsaki | June 26, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Those half-glove things look like she’s trying too hard. Which she probably is.
Draya | June 26, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Parasite’s gotta be kidding with this. Wahat a joke. She’s got Manster hands.
Debbie Debutante | June 26, 2006 at 5:41 pm
that’s a worse mistake than making that sex tape!
delicious_dysfunktion | June 26, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Ah well,guess the family is gonna have to throw the toilet out.
blah | June 27, 2006 at 3:58 am
Where’s the Red Baron when you need him?
Molls | June 27, 2006 at 7:44 am
Yes, Paris, that’s the way to make your man-hand less conspicuous, wear half of a glove. Jeez, the thing looks like a condom for one’s fingers.
Booboo | June 27, 2006 at 9:16 am
Rachael Stevens wore the same half gloves in a video last year.
She made them look cute though