“I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children,” Hilton has said. Yeah, like Herpes. I know, I know, totally predictable joke. But come on, we were all thinking it.
Either way, I don’t know that evoking comparisons to her treatment of animals is the best way to convince people that she would be a fit mother.
Gallery Info: Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhart Leaving Chinese restaurant Chin Chin on there way to the Hollywood Lucky Strike bowling alley at Hollywood and Highland.