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Paris Hilton released 20 fun-filled facts about (guess!) herself to Esquire magazine.
Paris Hilton released 20 fun-filled facts about (guess!) herself to Esquire magazine.Â
Paris Hilton Will Be A “Hot” Nursing Home Geriatric
Most of it was stuff we’ve read thousands, and thousands of times before. Yes, P. Hilt we know you work sooo hard. We know you’re ridiculously “down-to-earth.” And we were tickled to learn it baffles the hell out of you why anyone would want to be famous. (Yeah, she seriously said that, cause you know all of Paris’s fame was accidental. All she wanted was a quiet, anonymous life.).
She did give practical advice, though. Invest in your own home nightclub (then you don’t have to go out!), and tell your children not to give the middle finger to photographers—they get paid more for pictures like that.
And it also seems Paris has got a handle on the inevitable fact she’s going to age. She’s just going to have to be the resident bottle ‘blond icon’ of the nursing home.
“You may not be able to be hot when you’re seventy-five in a conventional sense. Like, young people won’t think you’re hot, but your husband will and so will people your own age.”
Yeah, you heard it here first. Paris is totally going to be rocking those nursing home ice cream socials. Shady Pines won’t know what hit them.
View a photo gallery of Paris Hilton leaving Deluxe nightclub in L.A.!
Most of it was stuff we’ve read thousands, and thousands of times before. Yes, P. Hilt we know you work sooo hard. We know you’re ridiculously “down-to-earth.” And we were tickled to learn how it just baffles the hell out of you why anyone would want to be famous. (Yeah, she seriously said that, cause you know all of Paris’s fame was accidental. All she wanted was a quiet, anonymous life.).
She did give practical advice, though. Invest in your own home nightclub (then you don’t have to go out!), and tell your children not to give the middle finger to photographers—they get paid more for pictures like that.
And it also seems Paris has got a handle on the inevitable fact she’s going to age. She’s just going to have to be the resident bottle ‘blond icon’ of the nursing home.
“You may not be able to be hot when you’re seventy-five in a conventional sense. Like, young people won’t think you’re hot, but your husband will and so will people your own age.”
Yeah, you heard it here first. Paris is totally going to be rocking those nursing home ice cream socials. Shady Pines won’t know what hit them.
View a photo gallery of Paris Hilton leaving Deluxe nightclub in L.A.!
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NativeNYker | December 19, 2008 at 6:10 am
Did she include getting to be the most used piece in LA?
xo
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