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In a juvenile facility. His first crime was sending a bomb threat to his school. Somehow I wouldn’t have predicted his next crime to be hacking into Paris Hilton‘s cellphone. The hacker was a 17-year-old. I think he got the better deal; he’s Paris free for 11 months while we’re stuck with her.
Paris Hilton Hacker Gets 11 Months in Jail [AP]
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Amen.
What do I have to do to get sentenced to 11 Paris-free months?
I think it’s more than a coincidence that my vanity fair subscription is over and that my last issue was that of ms. paris hilton who I loathe. Did anybody else get the issue of her as airbrushed as can be trying to convince us she’s a hardworking business woman? PLEASE!
I may go to jail too, just to get away from this slut!!
Seen her in person once, she is NOT pretty folks. She even looks worse in person. But then so do most
people in the public eye.
Hey Mimi, maybe we’ll be cellmates!
Why does this bitch always look like she belongs in a Penthouse spread? Oh yeah. ‘Cuz she does!
Penthouse my ass, this fugly whore is only good enough for Hustler or Cherry. Even the girls in Penthouse are to goodlooking for her big nose.
Sorry. I am not up on what those magazines are. I guess I meant the dirtiest of them all. She always looks so degradable. And loves it!