Paris In What Sounds Like A Sure Thing At Oscar Time

July 30th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Paris is supposedly flying to the Great White North to film her part in “Repo! The Genetic Opera”, a “rock opera/horror film” that’s beginning a six week shoot on Sept. 10. Seriously? It sounds very Troma.

The idea is that everybody is buying up organs, and they cannot afford to pay for these organs,” director Darren Lynn Bousman recently told MTV. “Thus, legalized organ repo-men come into the picture. Murder becomes sanctioned by law. So, if you buy a heart and can’t afford it, someone can burst through the door and take your heart out … and they don’t get in trouble for it.”

They couldn’t get Meryl? Bousman made the last two “Saw” flicks. All the dialouge in this piece is sung. Like “Evita”. Ugh. Paris is calling this a “cool and unique project”. It also stars Paul Sorvino, who’s know to carry a firearm. Hopefully he’ll snap and take her down. I kid, I kid!

(Flynet)

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Comments (4)

  1. newfgirl | July 30, 2007 at 9:57 am

    I can’t even wrap my head around the premise… it sounds beyond ridiculous! What’s even more mind-boggling is that there are actually backers willing to put up money for it. A cast of has-beens, wannabes, and never-weres.

  2. Samantha Jones | July 30, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    So he ruined Saw? Because the first one was the good one.

  3. Loob | July 30, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    Eek! I love Troma! You rock, J.Harv!
    (Hey, see Troma’s “Blondes Have More Guns” if you can. It is… well it’s hard to do it justice in a quick line here, actually. *Thoroughly demented*, seems close.)

  4. Chris | July 31, 2007 at 3:39 am

    either Paris has gained some in her thighs or those pants are just unflaterring.

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