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Paris Hilton won’t be able to maintain her regular beauty routine during her stay in jail since razors, tweezers, hair-removal wax, rollers, hair brushes, blow-dryers and hair sprays are all banned from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA, where she’s staying. From the New York Daily News:
“She’ll find she’ll get pretty hairy,” said Hollywood madam Jody (Babydol) Gibson, who served eight weeks in another L.A. County women’s jail in 2000.
“The lifestyle is so hard on a woman,” said Gibson, adding that the only beauty tool Paris will have is a jail-issue wide-tooth comb.
Bless her heart, she’s really gonna look like a tranny once she gets done with that place. But maybe it will force her to simply become more creative. Like, if she’s very clever, she can take her orange jumpsuit and somehow get the dye from it onto her skin, forming a make-shift self-tanner, or something. I mean, how else is a lady expected to maintain her rosy, orange hue? But it’s not only her looks that might suffer, those close to Paris are concerned over her health.
“I’m afraid she is not going to eat. Even though it is not great nutrition [in jail], she should still eat something,” her trainer Yaacob Ben-Yakir, 28, told the Daily News recently.
Aww, that’s kind of cute to hear that her trainer’s worried about her. Don’t worry, Yaacob. I’ll make sure to eat plenty for the both of us.
Well I am looking forward to her release, I don’t think she will want the cameras there like they were when she “checked in” (OF FUCK THAT) She will look like shit and I want photo’s!!
I think the trainer is the same guy who was in that new MTV show X-effect…I’m pretty sure of this!
I totally agree with him if their is no good food flavor i mean i won’t eat my mom refused to make a sauce for the beef threw the fat out i refused to eat. Likewise with baking the chicken instead of frying it. If it does not taste good no point in eating it.I feel so bad for her no makeup either what the fuck are you going to do with makeup she could just wear skinny jeans with heels and a fitted tunic, or a t-shirt.
All carbs *cheap food* and one hour out of her cell to exercise and be on the phone, bitch will gain 20 lbs, have a ratty grown out hair hat, hairy legs, a mustasche, a unibrow, and claws on those big ass clown feet. I CANNOT wait for her exit pictures!!! Hahahhahahahaha!
Sasha should spend more time hitting the books, instead of feeling sorry for Parasite. Then maybe she would understand how to form sentneces with good structure and punctuation. Why are all Parasite fans stupid? Oh yeah, I guess you would have to be….
I am sure that the jail will allow her to bring in her makeup person and hairstylist before she leaves jail. Paris will look fine when she is released.