Paris Seriously Is Going to Jail

May 8th, 2007 // 2 Comments

Of course, we all knew that with Paris Hilton’s sentence of 45 days in jail, as awesome as it is that this woman is actually going to serve time for her crime, there was no way that she was going to do the full 45 days. Well, TMZ (they’re everywhere, y’all) has apparently heard that although Paris could possibly qualify for a “Good Time/Work Time” credit, at the very minimum, she will have to spend 39 days in the slammer. Additionally, it would be possible for the drunk-drivin’ heiress to get our early if the jails somehow reach their capacity in the time during her stay, and the least violent offenders have to bounce to make more space. But no matter what, she’s going to have a roommate.

Police sources tell us that the Hollywood hills resident will enjoy a 24-person POD for “special needs inmates,” and she’ll be bunking with a fellow convict. Finally, being a socialite comes in handy!

The judge has ordered that the celebutante is to receive “no alternative sentencing,” which means no work furlough, no home detention, and no city jail programs.

Ha! Hearing her referred to as an inmate with “special needs” just warms the cockles of my heart.

(Flynet)

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Comments (2)

  1. big rosie greenbaum | May 8, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    Um, I’m guessing you guys who run this site are in England based on all the British lingo I see here, so I’ll let you in on an American secret: rich people don’t do time. Paris Hilton ain’t going to jail. She’ll bribe or blow someone to get off. Welcome to America.

  2. Barbadiva | May 9, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Let’s see, now who could the fellow inmate be? The possibilities are endless.

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