(Flynet)
I’d stop committing crimes immediately. Imagine if you got sent there after leaving prison? It’s all teacup poodles, coke, and white-framed sunglasses. Ugh. Can I go back to prison? Paris told Ryan Seacrest that she plans to construct a halfway house after getting out of the brig.
Hilton tells Seacrest that she hopes to build a “transitional home” to help women when they are released from jail. “These women just keep coming back because they have no place to go,” she explains.
Hilton says the home can be “a place to get food and clothes on their backs,” continuing that the recidivism rate is “a really bad cycle and if we stop it now, we can make our community a better place.”
Ugh. Please stop. I can’t wait til’ actual convicts show up and she’s like “uh, I just wanted people that didn’t pay parking tickets and stuff….”



























Kate | June 25, 2007 at 11:08 am
Ooooh, fancy new coloured website!
Linda B | June 25, 2007 at 11:14 am
A comment on the new background color…I hate it. It is really hard on the eyes!
Sarah | June 25, 2007 at 11:25 am
PREEETY COLORS!!
linda | June 25, 2007 at 11:55 am
i’ll believe it if she can spell ‘transitional’.
Jinxy McDeath | June 25, 2007 at 11:57 am
Hey guys, thanks for the acid flash back! Um, why build anything – convict transitional housing is a big money making racket. The state pays 3k to 5k for parolees to live 4 to a room, so the “transitional” owner picks up around 200k a year. Now Paris can rip us off by taking tax dollars.
Can’t someone just run her over? I am so sick of her crusty ass.
Jinxy McDeath | June 25, 2007 at 11:57 am
Hey guys, thanks for the acid flash back! Um, why build anything – convict transitional housing is a big money making racket. The state pays 3k to 5k for parolees to live 4 to a room, so the “transitional” owner picks up around 200k a year. Now Paris can rip us off by taking tax dollars.
Can’t someone just run her over? I am so sick of her crusty ass.
linda | June 25, 2007 at 12:37 pm
the background is wild but it is hard on the eyes to read the writing.
is paris sprung yet? hang on!!!!!
Kandu | June 25, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Ho-ho ho. She’s outta funds and so is greasy bear. It would great scheme for a coverup to recruit and train some new girls to work for her while she is rehabilitating herself as a good girl publically..
Samantha Jones | June 25, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Like the whore would actually be there!
Loob | June 25, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I love the new colours! :D
Petite | June 25, 2007 at 3:33 pm
The color hurts my eyes!