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Paris took to the Internets and updated her MySpace. She asked us all not to drink and drive. She’s such a hypocrite. She wasn’t saying that pre-prison stint. Also, how are you supposed to get down to the packie when you’re out of malt liquor? Walk? Screw that!

Hey everyone! I’m back from my much needed vacation in Maui. It was so beautiful and relaxing. But its good to be home again. I just want to thank you all for your letters of love and support. I am doing my best to respond to each and every one with the letter I wrote–that message was for fans like you who have supported me through it all.

I wanted to let you all know that I’m going to be updating my myspace and writing in more cause I haven’t done it in awhile. The past month has inspired me to move forward with some exciting new projects, so I will keep you all posted.

Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!

xoxo
Paris

Yeah, thanks. You’re looking out for us? Mother Theresa in crotchless panties. Can you watch my kids? Just don’t put the baby in the microwave and diaper the Lean Cuisine again. You’re so zany!

(Flynet)