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Hey, any of the three straight dudes who secretly read this blog, pay attention. I have a question. I know a lot of you LOVE when chicks make out and get freaky with each other. Granted, it’s usually two Victoria’s Secret models you’re thinking of and not Ann and Tiny who work for UPS and share a condo along with their bulldog Maneater. But what about sisters? Is it gross? Or hot? Penelope Cruz is hoping you think it’s hot. She just collaborated on a music video with her sister Monica for their brother Eduardo’s single “Cosas que contar”. Everyone’s keeping it in the family on this one, a little too literally. The video has Penelope and Monica dubbing dialouge for a lesbian porn film and getting so turned on that they make out. You know, like in real life. Eduardo is hoping this shocking video catapults his career to the stratosphere! I think it’s just going to get some wank action from Javier Bardem and McConaughey and some unspoken jealousy from Salma Hayek.
Check out the video featuring Penelope and Monica Cruz getting steamy after the jump.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Eeeeuuuuwwwww.
Is this what they mean when they say sex is so much more liberal in Europe? If so, call me an Ugly American because I refuse to suck face with my sister so my no-talent brother can exploit it to pawn crappy basement tapes.
Hey- I’ll all for saphic sex, but this is retarded. (Sorry to offend any of you who may actually be mentally retarded. I’mn sure you rock in your hockey helmet riding the short bus and such. Just do NOT make out with your sister, ‘kay?)
Penelope has to be the biggest whore among the latina whores. I see this move as a desperate attempt to shock the media and to bring publicity to herself.
You need to look at that again. Penelope didn’t kiss her sister, it was one of the other models.
What a skank!
I used to like Penelope before, but her behavior in the last three years is appaling. A woman her age should set an example of good, respectable behavior for the younger hollywood brood.
GROW UP FUCKIN OLD WHORE!, don’t try to act like Britney Spears.
OMG!, what a slut!
That is not her sister. That is her friend Mia Maestro.
You all need to look again, Penelope didn’t kiss her sister at all, she kissed some other girl in the video.
Familial crap is disgusting…all the way around. I have people calling me on a crisis line on a daily basis because one of their siblings sexually abused them. While I realize this isn’t quite the same thing, it’s a stepping stone to tolerance. We’ve over-stepped just about every sexual boundary. Is nothing sacred???
I have one word for this: CACA!!!!!!!!!!!!
pure CACA!!!!!!!!!
J. my man, since no straight guy will be Responding…. I will…..
CACA!!!!!!!!!!!
that is all I can say…. and let me tell you CACA is worse than saying SHIT in Espanol…. or maybe MIERDA is a better word… either or,
Can I say CACA again??????…. that is all that comes to mind.
this whore has f’ed everyone in hollywood and now her sis…. yuk!!!!!!… you know what i want to say, huh??? CACA
Who cares if its her friend, sister, mother, aunt, whatever.
She’s still using played out shock-factor attempts to make her & her bro famous.
Lame.
It’s pretty obvious that she DID NOT kiss her sister in this video.
But kudos to ASL for drawing our attention enough to it to get us to watch this piece of crap that we ordinarily wouldn’t watch.
NOT HER SISTER – they were both in the video but she kisses one of the other chicks. Boy people are dumb…
Ugly American: i am w/you all the way…
and I did not see the video and glad you girls did and set me straight, but she is trying to shock people, i’d be shocked if she stopped being hollywood’s whore
She doesn’t kiss her sister, she actually kisses the actress Mía Maestro, who used to play Nadia on Alias.
Uguysaredumb: you are a day late and a dollar short…. in other words, we got it…. thanks!!!!
btw: do you work for the government??? just wondering…..
Que viejas cochinas;
Marsha said:
Dirty girls!!!!!!!!
No. Just, NOOOOOO.
I think this is off the scale established in the ’90s by Angelina and James Haven.
GammaGirl: Why but WHY did you take me there, that was almost out of my mind…. YUK!!!!! pla, pla, pla…. i gotta get that taste out of my mouth…..
girl, i am holding you responsible if i end up in the ER… cuz of this….
for those of you too young to remember the incident that sweet gammagirl brought up…
Retard Angelina and her stupid brother frenched, not sure if tongue was involved, but both mouths were OPENED and they locked it….
now lets all together BOOOOOO ms. gammagirl….
First of all as a straight man, YES it is hot that she was making out with that other chick (who wasn’t her sister). I have seen pics of her sisters and let me tell you that I have this dream where all three sister and me go at it. Does that make me a pervert, NO it makes me a straight male….Cause they are fucking hot…
All of you Prudish, george bush voting, mirror cracking ugly betties out there are just jealous. She is hot and a sex symbol why shouldn’t she help out her younger brother. It probably took like half a day to shoot her part and look at all of the publicity that it got for her little brother. I say good for her. A person should help out family. You should feel ashamed that you can’t help out your family as much as she helps out hers…..She is hot and her sisters are hotter…
3 comments in a row = not necessary. kkthx.
Amber: IF you are referring to me…. “shut the f UP” i am having a conversation w/myself, by myself, THANK YOU!!!!!
plz, show me the rule book….
Amber: IF you are referring to me…. “shut the f UP” i am having a conversation w/myself, by myself, THANK YOU!!!!!
plz, show me the rule book….
this one is just to piss off AMBER, she is keeping score….
MR. RETARDS!!,
plz suck my big toe
this one is just to piss off AMBER, she is keeping score….
MR. RETARDS!!,
plz suck my big toe
What do I have to say about Penelope and her sisters??? “HO HO HO’S”
I am one of those three. It’s hot that she sucks face with her hot friend. It would NOT be hot if it was her sister. That’s creepy.
Somehow I am not surprised, all Spanish women are whores. I’d be utterly surprised if Penelope and her sisters were decent.
“Somehow I am not surprised, all Spanish women are whores”
Your mom is a spanish whore. What? shes not Spanish? shes still a whore.(which isnt a problem with me)
“Somehow I am not surprised, all Spanish women are whores”
Your mom is a spanish whore. What? shes not Spanish? shes still a whore.(which isnt a problem with me)
telometo: for a sec i was offended by your “name” but after reading stupid/can’t get any/Ugly fairfax CARA DE CACA:
sabes que? meteselo Mas!!!!!!!!!!
This is hot. As God (being of power who is male) lesiban porn is hot, especially if you can get invovled in it.
This is hot. As God (being of power who is male) lesiban porn is hot, especially if you can get invovled in it.
Hey morons, that wasn’t her sister. Duh.
it’s not her sister. it’s mia maestro.
Is Penelope and Mia Maestro, both Salma´s BFF
I wonder what she’ll do next, suck her father’s cock or give her mother a rimjob.
As the 3rd straight guy reading this I’ll agree with the other two. It’s hot. It’s definitely hot that she’s kissing the chick from Alias. If it was her sister it would still be pretty hot. As a straight guy you put yourself in the scene. Being with Penelope would be hot in any circumstances. It suddenly doesn’t get gross if her sister shows up to join in on the fun.
I know nothing of why there is so much rage about Penelope on this blog. I don’t pay attention. But she was definitely smoking hot in Volver, the last movie I saw her in. And I think she is maturing on screen nicely in this earthy womanly way that is in contrast to the sculpted aerobicized look that so many American actresses of the same age struggle to maintain.
You guys (ASL) really need to start getting your facts straight before starting a blog on it. Look at how many people believe everything you say instead of thinking / looking for themselves!!! You’re getting as bad as that stupid ass Perez. Please, get your accusations straight first.
…………….I LOVE YOU GIRLS!!!!
Kent, you are right, Penelope is smoking hot.
gerard Vandenberg loves Salma Hayek.
kissing ur sister? No.
kissing Mia Maestro? hott.
That’s Mia Maestro not her sister
That’s Mia Maestro not her sister
SHE ISN’T KISSING HER SISTER SHE’S KISSING ACTRESS Mía Maestro!! All you f*cking people look at the vid and stop passing judgment. WANKERS!!!!!!!!!