Perez Hilton’s Putting Clothes On Pre-Teen Girls

May 8th, 2008 // 22 Comments

Oh lord. We knew this day was coming, but we were really, really hoping to be dead before it happened. Perez Hilton has unveiled his clothing line for Hot Topic. I’m going to hate myself for writing this, but it actually totally makes sense and he’ll probably make a good chunk of money on it. His wares are like those he peddles on his gossip site, cheap, easy and created with 12-year-old girls in mind.

Also, I’ve never been one to jump on the Perez bandwagon, but I never noticed that he actually has really striking blue eyes – it’s probably because his hair was always so heinous that I hadn’t really noticed. Maybe he should just stick to hats.

In any case, I’m pretty sure I can’t fit into any of that shit and I’m already ashamed enough of how I make my money as it is – no need to advertise with a “Gossip Gangster” pair of flip-flops.

Photos: WENN

More photos of Perez Hilton pimping his wares after the jump.

Photos: WENN

By LT

  1. Queen Elizabeth III

    Guns and Skull & Bones symbols on the clothing of preteen girls! You stupid ugly maggot retard!!

    Grow a brain retard.

    Flaming gay men should not be around teenage girls. The thought of it is disgusting. He has emotional problems that manifest in his attempt to imitate a woman. He is a poor imitation of a woman. This is a hostile homosexual who hides behind a hyper-feminine act and a smile.

    He fools no one.

  2. Queen Elizabeth III

    Guns and Skull & Bones symbols on the clothing of preteen girls! You stupid ugly maggot retard!!

    Grow a brain retard.

    Flaming gay men should not be around teenage girls. The thought of it is disgusting. He has emotional problems that manifest in his attempt to imitate a woman. He is a poor imitation of a woman. This is a hostile homosexual who hides behind a hyper-feminine act and a smile.

    He fools no one. He’s a fat disgusting creep.

  3. Stickler

    Oh. No. Way. Agh!

  4. Leanne H. Potter

    WUGH! What a total douchebag. I have no words.

  5. Scott

    ugh- pure trash

  6. Scott

    ugh- pure trash

  7. Kristie

    How ironic is it that a gossip blogger is blogging about a gossip blogger.

  8. I wonder what he would gossip about this shitty collection? Lameeeee

  9. sammi

    WTF…Did you say striking blue eyes…gross!!! please don’t go to the darkside..he/she is a fat pig with zero class. YUCK!!!!

  10. jbonz

    Perez is quickly becoming the very thing he lambastes on his website.
    Does this mean he will be getting collagen injections and rubber titties before making his breakthrough video with Timbaland?
    (If you are easily offended, do NOT click here!)

  11. katenka

    I have nothing against gays (unlike some commenters? cough cough) and think much like the general population, they run the full parenting/mentor gamut from shitty to great. Right? But this clothing line was created by the sinister speedfreak cousin of Lisa Frank! Once I was over ten, I would have been ridiculed to the point of suicide for sporting any full outfit above.

  12. Aly

    You people need to get lives. I love Perez, I think he is funny. And I’m 14 and I adore all of those clothes. Bealive it or not, he did a great job. Sure, some people don’t like him but I don’t care what they say. KEEP YOUR CHIN UP, PEREZ!

  13. polly

    well…personally i think we all have our own personal style those cloth look kinda punk rock or some style in that description
    i dont think the cloth are ugly and even though i dont like the color choises for those spesific decines on the cloth i do think the bag in the picture is kind of cute
    im 15-i think you should pseak about the cloth not the man’s prefrence in gender(gay)or his physical apperance if you dont like the cloth say it but there is no need to over do it and go as far as calling him a dush bag i wonder if some of you understand how hard it is to design clothing..so…be nice

  14. Jazmyn

    its amazing! i am a fan of these things already.expenses are the only problem!

  15. alexa

    i luv these clothes
    it so describes me
    i would definitely buy everything u have sampled up there
    the combos of colours r amazin…definitely cute

  16. Jul

    shut the fuck up, Queen Elizabeth III.

  17. dieta

    those outfits are damn gorgeous! he has style for a guy even though hes homo and i think its sweet and sensitive most guys wouldnt be caught dead doing what he does so u guys who have bad comments need to shutup and stop hating

  18. hoolio

    SYByFK hi! hooli?

  19. hoolio

    SYByFK hi! hooli?

  20. hoolio

    SYByFK hi! hooli?

  21. hoolio

    SYByFK hi! hooli?

  22. latoya

    i agree with alexa
    i really like the clothes

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