Pete Doherty is His Cat’s Dealer

September 7th, 2007 // 21 Comments

It’s one thing for Pete Doherty to decide to destroy his life by using drugs, but now he’s got his poor, unsuspecting house cat in on the action. That’s right, the out of control British rocker is regularly getting high on crack cocaine with his pet kitty. Pete’s cat Dinger, gave birth to a litter of five in April and the former Babyshambles singer has singled one out in particular as his little drug buddy. According to a friend of Pete’s, who dished to The Sun:

“One in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted.

“He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit.

“But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms.

“It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.”

Additionally, the person said that the cat would meow incessantly around the legs of anyone who approached it, offering to “suck them off for some rock.” OK, I’m totally kidding, but seriously, this is sick.

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Comments (21)

  1. Sarah | September 7, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    What kind of sick bastard would find a cat on drugs amusing? Oh right. The sick bastard DEALING TO HIS CAT.

    Is there a legal system established in England?

  2. green cardigan | September 7, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    I hope this f@cker gets his one day.

  3. Chaz | September 7, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    This sounds like a put-on. I can’t imagine that given their size, a house cat can survive even a small exposure to crack. This is not to mention that a normal kitten acts like it’s on speed anyway.

    None of the above means I think Doherty is any less a waste of oxygen.

  4. shell | September 7, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    I hope this is just a rumor. If not, can someone in England please do something about this MORON, vigilante style? God knows the “legal system” over there isn’t doing shit about him.

  5. green cardigan | September 7, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Like put him down or something. He badly deserves a kicking for this.

    Seriously. I can believe this. This is the sort of thing junkie losers think is funny.
    I can just picture Doherty sitting around with his STD carrying friends, wasted. Ha ha! look at the cat , he’s as high as us! Pass the pipe bro’!

  6. me | September 7, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    what a fucktard. i wish he’d die already.

  7. yaya | September 7, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    I dont think people should say anything about their legal system, when our is corrupted and can be bought.

  8. Heidi | September 7, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Lisa Timmons is hilarious.

  9. nastybugger | September 7, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    what an ASSHOLE. I hope all of his defenders that I’ve seen on here praising him for being such a great musician will now see what a fucking waste of space he is.

    to all you michael vick fans, YES, this WHITE man is just as much of a shithead as vick is. m’kay?

  10. ISBN | September 7, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    Not a rumor–a couple of weeks back, one of his cats went to the vet and tested positive for drugs. I guess this is how it happened. Why won’t this guy just fade into obscurity? I wish he’d hit rock bottom and spend the rest of his life selling his ass for drug money. Unforch, with friends like his, there’s a better chance of him O.D.ing painlessly. Damn. Well, I can still hope that this kitten, while cranked up, will rip his face off in his sleep.

  11. S_M_G | September 7, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    He is coming back as an ass wipe in his next life!

    And Chaz:
    From a scientific point of view, the cat can become a junkie and can handle crack. Actually tests with cocaine, heroine etc is tried on mice and cats couldbe used too if it wasn’t a ticket to HELL!

  12. FtheFamous | September 7, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    Why don’t people like this OD more often?

  13. Interloper | September 7, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    I really couldn’t give two sh*ts what he does to himself ever, I just see him and YAAAAWN. However, Peta ought to jump on his ass and pummel the hell out of it and remove that kitten from his possession and give it a home where people do normal things like feed it and let it sleep on their pillow. What a retard. The sooner he ODs the better. This sort of crap makes me want to buy an Uzi and get on a plane to England.

  14. Clarisse | September 7, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    How has he not OD’s yet? Disgusting little piece of shit.

  15. Kate | September 7, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    What a “f”ing moron. Maybe we can get M. Vick to put him down?

    PETA….sic ‘em!

  16. sandy | September 7, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    There is a special place in hell for people who are cruel to animals. I hope he fries there for eternity.

  17. disgusting if true | September 8, 2007 at 5:28 pm

    Please let this be a hoax. I’m so sick of people doing so many terrible things in society. If Doherty is really guilty of this, he needs to be put into jail and never allowed to have pets as long as he is addicted to drugs.

    Many times when people sink into various addictions, they lose sight of reality and end up doing some sick crap.

    Somebody sic em!

  18. D- | September 8, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    This is the shit that’ll send him to Wormwood Scrubs for an extended stay at Her Majesty’s pleasure… not his 99 previous court appearances for drug possession. Don’t mess with Britian’s love of animals.

    Whoever was there, saw that shit, and let it happen also needs to go down, hopefully on an angry convict.

    He’ll be arrested in the next 48

  19. Robin | September 10, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    What a freaking looser. So he is a sick has been so called rocker. Who cares. Just because his life is pathetic doesn’t mean your allowed to do this to a cat. Yes it is illegal here! Crack is illegal!

    His time is coming. See you in jail, my friend.

  20. CAT | October 29, 2007 at 9:36 pm

    WTF… that is crazy… if true it is against the law…and if I saw him doing that and saw the cat suffering I would have the balls to call and report it and not just blog it…. if not true then …. stop saying stuff like that.

  21. carla | June 7, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    um, you idiots, this isnt true!

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