Pete’s in trouble again. And we’re all surprised. Digital Spy reports:

Pete Doherty destroyed a hotel room, leaving it covered in blood, and started a fight in a bar, a report has claimed. The troubled singer caused £10,000 of damage to furniture and electrical goods at the Malmaison hotel in London, according to the Daily Star. He also ripped down curtains, smashed mirrors and started a punch-up, the paper reports. A source commented: “The man is an animal – he left the room looking worse than a war zone. “There’s evidence that he took drugs, the carpet’s wrecked, there are smashed bottles and make-up everywhere and the place is covered in blood.”

Seriously, I’m not even going to bother making stuff up for him anymore. I’m just going to copy and paste old “Pete’s Going Bat-Shit Crazy” blog posts into new ones for the future. Because he’s predictable and I’m lazy.

Report: Doherty wrecks hotel room [Digital Spy]