Pete Wentz Blogs About Injured Face [PHOTOS]

December 28th, 2009 // 5 Comments
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What kind of trouble did you get yourself into Pete Wentz? Rather than hide the bruised and bloodied face that was about to pop up in paparazzi photos, including the photos in the gallery below, he posted pics of himself on his blog.

However he didn’t clear any rumors up, he just posted theoretical reason’s as to why his face looks like it does. Here are a few of the possibilities as to what happened:

My face was badly bludgeoned because….

A) Latenight game of “face jousting” gone horribly right.

B) Called Perez a gay slur.

C) Called Will.I.Am “Perez.”

D) In a Nyquil-induced haze I confused my own reflection with my estranged brother, David Archuletta. Ran into mirror full-speed.

E) I was wasted. You should see the other guy.

G) Realized my sex appeal was getting in the way of my art, like Brad Pitt and Matt Damon.

H) Watched “Fight Club” in like, super hi-def dude.

K) Realized Rollingstone said i was the r. patz of 2005. What year is it now? Im fucked.

O) Starring in community theatre retelling of “Edward Scissorhands.”

P) Emo “self” Mutilation.

U) Keep meaning to cut Bronx’s nails.

you decide. thanks g.a.b.e., ry, and jd.

I’m going with either D or E. What’s your answer? Let us know in the comments.

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Comments (5)

  1. call me | December 28, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    he should be more concerned about his impossible to hide receding hairline. not a face that will look good bald.

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  2. petey! sweetie? | December 28, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    something to do with his sunglasses + something falling on him, is my guess

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  3. Garst | December 30, 2009 at 1:53 am

    I’m going with “ran into a door” as he shutters as his significant other gives a “comforting” one-armed hug.

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  4. Haley | August 5, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    awwww poor petey :( i really hope it wuznt because he got in a fight or tht he wuz wasted. and i dont think he would get wasted then go home 2 his wife and kid. hez just not that kind of person (as far as i know hez not)

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