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Where’s the other one? Pregnancy only inflates one boober sometimes? Huh? I seriously need to take a class. Pete Wentz called into the John Jay & Rich radio show in Phoenix this morning and sorta told them that he and Ashlee are expecting twins! In discussing his wife’s pregnancy, Pete mentioned a scrapbook he was keeping for “them”. Twin flat irons! Except he’s since cleared the statement up with another gossip blogger who shall remain nameless because that arrogant bitch gets enough traffic.

“That was waaaaay wrong. I meant to say ‘the baby’ and said ‘them’ cos it was 7 am. Not in a bs way: I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally misspoke coz we dunno if it’s a boy or girl. I try to speak vaguely and I totally blew it on this one.”

That’s good, but it still doesn’t explain why pregnancy has only enhanced one of Ashlee’s tatters. Can pregnancy wonk mammaries? Ladies? Anyone?

Where’s the other one? Pregnancy only inflates one boober sometimes?
Huh? I seriously need to take a class. Pete Wentz called into the John
Jay & Rich radio show in Phoenix this morning and sorta told them
that he and Ashlee
are expecting twins! In discussing his wife’s pregnancy, Pete mentioned
a scrapbook he was keeping for “them”. Twin flat irons! Except he’s
since cleared the statement up with another gossip blogger who shall
remain nameless because that arrogant bitch gets enough traffic.”That
was waaaaay wrong. I meant to say ‘the baby’ and said ‘them’ cos it was
7 am. Not in a bs way: I can tell you we are absolutely not having
twins. I totally misspoke coz we dunno if it’s a boy or girl. I try to
speak vaguely and I totally blew it on this one.”That’s good,
but it still doesn’t explain why pregnancy has only enhanced one of
Ashlee’s tatters. Can pregnancy wonk mammaries? Ladies? Anyone?