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The simple act of ordering pizza to be delivered to his home is an experience that can send Fall Out Boy‘s Pete Wentz into a panic. The flat-iron-loving musician is convinced he will be murdered one day.
“That’s the way I’m going out, I’m completely sure of it. So I refuse to answer the front door–it greatly minimizes that risk,” the paranoid rocker told the Daily Mail. I know how he feels. That’s why I have a butler for my one-bedroom apartment. Sure, I can’t really afford it, but then again, I can’t very well pay my rent if I’m dead, now can I?
Well, his fear of being killed makes me think that this is probably the reason he’s stepped out with wife Ashlee Simpson to the Chateau Marmont dressed like a newsboy. He’s probably reasoning, “Who would kill a newsboy? Right?”
Gallery Info: Pete Wentz and his wife Ashlee Simpson leaving Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles.
jared smythe | March 1, 2009 at 10:48 am
Finding out he is a backup guitar player and not a front singer of
the band some big fat guy is.
Way to go Pete. I thought that it was
your band after seeing you on The Ellen Show you don’t even sing with the lead singer. Just play guitar.
Noname | March 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
Surely they are going to a fancy dress ball? Aren’t they?
bay city rollers are back | March 1, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Didn’t know that the Bay City Rollers are back..Is that his new band!
jared smythe | March 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Hey the Bay City Rollers are back.
Way to go Pete since you are a nobody
in your own band.!
menocu | March 1, 2009 at 5:29 pm
He is the King of all douche’s (well maybe he can share that role with seacrest).
Martiniman | March 2, 2009 at 6:13 am
Yo Pete, isn’t more like “I’m afraid no one will recognize me when I get take out?” Or worse…care!
boxer | March 2, 2009 at 8:00 am
yeah he’s a douchebag but i kinda like how he’s filling out those jeans.
Sara | March 2, 2009 at 8:07 am
AssLee is twice his size, but then again, most adults are.
valet | March 2, 2009 at 8:08 am
Good Gawd, he couldn’t find a bowtie with a tartan that matched her frock?
Michele | March 2, 2009 at 8:11 am
He doesn’t even play guitar- he plays bass. You know, the position in a band often filled by girls.
Why do he and Asslee think so highly of themselves? He’s a douche and mediocre musician. And she’ll forever be Jessica Simpson’s ugly sister who got called out on national television for lipsynching songs that suck ass anyway.
And people would have to actually give a rat’s ass about him to want to kill him. Douche.
T-Bone | March 2, 2009 at 9:41 am
He’s really funny-looking ;)
jose1 | March 2, 2009 at 10:11 am
he isw not just a douche bag he is butt ugly, he is a troll and a fashion wreck.
jose | March 2, 2009 at 10:21 am
i don’t know why we pay so much attentionto him he is not the lead/singer of the band he plays the bass, is he the one with the money or the good manager?
peabrain | March 2, 2009 at 10:36 am
He looks like little Lord Douchewinkle. Ashley actually looks embarrassed and rightly so. I think he’s filling out the pants because they are kiddie sized! He’s douche-tastic!
Peedro | March 2, 2009 at 10:39 am
Napoleon Dynamite called–he wants his moonboots back! Doucheboots!
Susan | March 2, 2009 at 10:45 am
If and when Pete Wentz gets killed i will hold a party and celebrate his death. But then again noone will care enough to kill him. What a fucking idoit he is.
HelpMe | March 2, 2009 at 11:08 am
Thanks for that opening line;I will never be able to open the door for the pizza delivery guy the same way again. I will crack up. He’s going to kill me!
not opening the front door is a great way to keep people from trying to kill you. until you step outside in broad daylight! somebody MARRIED this guy?
tommyboy | March 2, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I will off him for 50 dollars ,,anybody want to donate to the cause?
Zooboy | March 3, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I don’t care what any of you a hole’s say. I want to f_ _ _ him !
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