Pete Wentz Thinks You’re Out To Get Him

March 1st, 2009 // 22 Comments

The simple act of ordering pizza to be delivered to his home is an experience that can send Fall Out Boy‘s Pete Wentz into a panic. The flat-iron-loving musician is convinced he will be murdered one day.

“That’s the way I’m going out, I’m completely sure of it. So I refuse to answer the front door–it greatly minimizes that risk,” the paranoid rocker told the Daily Mail. I know how he feels. That’s why I have a butler for my one-bedroom apartment. Sure, I can’t really afford it, but then again, I can’t very well pay my rent if I’m dead, now can I?

Well, his fear of being killed makes me think that this is probably the reason he’s stepped out with wife Ashlee Simpson to the Chateau Marmont dressed like a newsboy. He’s probably reasoning, “Who would kill a newsboy? Right?”

Gallery Info: Pete Wentz and his wife Ashlee Simpson leaving Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles.

By LT

  1. jared smythe

    Finding out he is a backup guitar player and not a front singer of
    the band some big fat guy is.

    Way to go Pete. I thought that it was
    your band after seeing you on The Ellen Show you don’t even sing with the lead singer. Just play guitar.

  2. Noname

    Surely they are going to a fancy dress ball? Aren’t they?

  3. bay city rollers are back

    Didn’t know that the Bay City Rollers are back..Is that his new band!

  4. jared smythe

    Hey the Bay City Rollers are back.
    Way to go Pete since you are a nobody
    in your own band.!

  5. menocu

    He is the King of all douche’s (well maybe he can share that role with seacrest).

  6. Martiniman

    Yo Pete, isn’t more like “I’m afraid no one will recognize me when I get take out?” Or worse…care!

  7. boxer

    yeah he’s a douchebag but i kinda like how he’s filling out those jeans.

  8. Sara

    AssLee is twice his size, but then again, most adults are.

  9. valet

    Good Gawd, he couldn’t find a bowtie with a tartan that matched her frock?

  10. Michele

    He doesn’t even play guitar- he plays bass. You know, the position in a band often filled by girls.

    Why do he and Asslee think so highly of themselves? He’s a douche and mediocre musician. And she’ll forever be Jessica Simpson’s ugly sister who got called out on national television for lipsynching songs that suck ass anyway.

    And people would have to actually give a rat’s ass about him to want to kill him. Douche.

  11. T-Bone

    He’s really funny-looking ;)

  12. jose1

    he isw not just a douche bag he is butt ugly, he is a troll and a fashion wreck.

  13. jose

    i don’t know why we pay so much attentionto him he is not the lead/singer of the band he plays the bass, is he the one with the money or the good manager?

  14. peabrain

    He looks like little Lord Douchewinkle. Ashley actually looks embarrassed and rightly so. I think he’s filling out the pants because they are kiddie sized! He’s douche-tastic!

  15. Peedro

    Napoleon Dynamite called–he wants his moonboots back! Doucheboots!

  16. Susan

    If and when Pete Wentz gets killed i will hold a party and celebrate his death. But then again noone will care enough to kill him. What a fucking idoit he is.

  17. HelpMe

    Thanks for that opening line;I will never be able to open the door for the pizza delivery guy the same way again. I will crack up. He’s going to kill me!
    not opening the front door is a great way to keep people from trying to kill you. until you step outside in broad daylight! somebody MARRIED this guy?

  18. tommyboy

    I will off him for 50 dollars ,,anybody want to donate to the cause?

  19. Zooboy

    I don’t care what any of you a hole’s say. I want to f_ _ _ him !

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