The Situation Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore

So, of course, if I'm looking for advice on how to get a six pack, hot chicks and a great tan, I'm going to ask The Situation. That doesn't mean he should get a book deal. Especially because it's more offensive than useful. See below.

Excerpt: "Nine out of then times, the grenade is a grenade because she’s ugly and fat. She’s mad at you and at life because everyone is more interested in her hot friend. (On rare occasions, a cute girl can slide into grenade status because of a horribly bitchy personality, or for being obsessive and possessive about the guy she wants to be with. But possessive chicks are better described as Stage Five Clingers, which we’ll get to in Chapter Eight.)"