Biggest Celebrity Scandals of 2011
10. Justin Bieber: Babydaddy. Ahh, the Justin Bieber. He's not even a person anymore, he's an enterprise. An enterprise that was in some serious trouble when reports surfaced that he had fathered the baby of 20-year-old Mariah Yeater. Justin denied it, Mariah said it was so, Selena Gomez seemed confused and a good time was had by all. Sure it was difficult to beliber (see what I did there?) that Justin had fathered a child, as I don't think he knows where babies come from, but it was quite the scandal just the same. Especially because if it were true, Mariah would be in serious trouble for sex with minor! Mariah dropped the paternity suit in November, but the idea that Justin had a 30 second hook up with her is engrained in our cultural memory for years to come. Awesome.


Okay, I just don’t think this is a scandal because it wasn’t true and never had a chance in Bieber of being true. In order for something to be a scandal, doesn’t it have to be true? Anyway, I never bieberlieved it from day one, because very time I see the Biebs, I think “that’s one hot lesbian.”