Before you go on yelling about how I'm drugging up the past, hear me out. How f*cking cute would a Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt been?!?! It would have been the perfect blonde child, with perfect blue eyes and just the right amount of comedic timing and acting chops to make it in this business. I know this will never ever, ever happen (pssh, like the other ones will?), but hey, we can dream of a world with attractive children, can't we?