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Perhaps irritated by her stick figure, pigs gave chase to Posh Spice. What? No, this wasn’t an odd dream I had.
The former Spice Girl – who has been scouring Hollywood’s best private schools to find somewhere to enrol Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz when she and David move to Los Angeles this summer – fled one campus in horror after two amorous hogs took a shine to her.
A source told the National Enquirer magazine: “Victoria was being shown around the science lab when two pet pot-bellied pigs, who are allowed to roam free, snuffled up to her.
“She screamed, ‘Get it away!’, and tried to run away in her high heels.
“It was hysterical, everyone was trying so hard not to laugh.”
Amorous? More like “hating on anorexics.” Would everyone have laughed if they had tusks to gore her twig ass with? Probably. Hell A is nasty. I’d also like to take this opportunity to say that Posh’s new look is hot, and for some reason has made her attractive to me. I want to eat shredded tissues with her, and purge. I could stand to lose a few.
(Flynet)
Appeline | March 3, 2007 at 9:31 am
Of course the pigs were drawn to her, they probably thought with her piggy nose that she was one of them.
Anti-beckham | March 3, 2007 at 9:46 am
PMSL
margaretta | March 3, 2007 at 9:52 am
Pigs were horrified she had their snout
Fugly beyotch
Bo-Jangles | March 3, 2007 at 10:02 am
Oh as if putting those boys in private school will make up for dragging them around the globe shopping! If they’re anything liek their parents they’ll have single figure IOQ’s anyway and no amount of private schooling will help that.
The pair of them are sycophantic, vapid celebrity-status chasers with not an ounce of talent between them. I hope that they go to the US and slip into the obscurity that they deserve.
Michelle | March 3, 2007 at 2:34 pm
If anything you would like the pigs LIKED Posh since she doesn’t eat their relatives. Or anything.
RuPaul | March 3, 2007 at 6:23 pm
I swear to God this woman lives in her very own music video. You know she has music running through her head at all times.
“I want money…that’s what I want…”
margaretta | March 5, 2007 at 8:29 am
OMG bo jangles
you took the words right out of my mouth and dictionary LOL
sandy | March 5, 2007 at 11:48 am
LOL JHarv. You literally make me LOL everyday. I think you’re a hoot!
tara | April 27, 2007 at 9:02 pm
does anyone know what brand of sunglasses victoria is wearing in these pictures?