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I’d really hate to be Alanis Morissette right about now. But then again, that’s the risk of dating an incredibly hot guy–that you two might possibly end up broken up, and he will rebound with Scarlett Johansson. According to People:

On Saturday night, the pair were seen getting close at the Manhattan restaurant Odeon. “They were in a good mood,” says one eyewitness who saw them laughing and smiling.

“They were definitely holding hands,” says another observer. “They were a cute couple!”

The blog goes on to say that the two aesthetically-gifted thespians met up with a group of friends, who joined them for a late lunch at the Carlyle Hotel. Also…

The whole group “was having a blast,” says one witness. “It looked like a group of friends. I don’t even think they were celebrating Easter.”

Want to know why I wasn’t there? Because I make it a rule to follow my grandfather’s advice: “If you want to look beautiful, hang out with ugly people.” That and I don’t remember being invited.